This brilliant! Buy a paint ball gun too, that way you can teach him agility at the same time. Take pictures. Can you buy prepaid psychiatric sessions?
Yeah me too. It's called BEING DRUNK AS A SKUNK. Get your priorities in order man. Don't be a lame-o, be a cool-i-o. Cooooool-iii-ooooo...rhymes with RIIICOOOLAAAA!
It's all a moot point now. I was simply trying to help formulate an infant's future. I'm all about giving back.
I want!!! It's a coffee creamer, shaped like a boob. In unrelated news, since I'm a legally ordained minister (did it as a joke originally, at one of those free online ordination sites), a friend of mine just asked me to minister her wedding..... This may not end up too well. I told her I'd do it for free if I can say "you may now eat out the bride" but I don't think she's gonna let me do that. Her fiance is really pushing for it though.
I'm crashing at a friend ofmines for the weekend so I don't have to drive, and his old lady has been going Batshit insane for the last hour
T minus 10 hours to fly off to Comox, B.C., followed by a 5 hour drive across Vancouver Island to the beautiful fishing town of Ucluelet. I have massive anxiety with cliffy and switchback roads. The last 1 1/2 hrs. of this drive is on a road voted the 4th worst in B.C. (and they have scary roads). Ativan and Vodka will hopefully get me through it. Of course I'm not driving. If you knew my best friend Sarah, you would know this is worth it, just to drink wine and laugh with her. Apparently I'm going to Paradise, but I could give a shit. I'm just gonna hug her face for 4 days. I'm thinking since its 8am and I haven't done laundry, pack or anything, and my airport ride is here in less than 9 hours, I should think about bed. Or another vodka...
Have we ever done a thread about "friend's annoying as fuck significant others"? Because my friend's wife takes the cake. There are a group of guys that grew up together, and maybe like once every 6 months to a year we'll head to his place to hang out to play fighting games (SF, MK, Tekken) Every single time we do this which she knows in advance, yet she is always there. About an hour in, she'll start asking him to do mundane shit that can EASILY wait. "Hun?! Can you move the towels from the bed to the drawers?" "Hun!?! Can you take out the garbage?" "Hun!?! Can you grab this container from this shelf?" She also will like come sit in the middle of 5 dudes playing Tekken and kick up the PDF like its Valentine's day. Which is really fucking odd since no one else has their girlfriends, and its not like we're talking about other females. Anyone else encounter that shit like that?
I did live a roommate in toxic relationship which meant during any sort of event either at our place or in public could turn at a moments notice into a shouting match that made everyone else super awkward. Guhhl I hated being around that shit. One of my buddies' girl is a complete stick in the mud though. I don't know if she's just shy and doesn't feel comfortable talking in groups of people that aren't her close friends but god damn she can turn any situation lame with her weird silence. If we go out and she comes along she can at times loosen up and be talkative. This usually last about ten minutes until she reverts back to her usual self which is utter silence, latching onto his arm, and badgering him to leave because she's not having fun. Kills the mood hanging with him because he is the type of guy who likes to get shithoused and talk with anyone willing to listen, which is great when going out and socializing. Now when she starts this he ignores it for a while before finally pacifying her. Somehow the fact that he is an insane sports nut and does nothing but track every sport and she couldn't care/know less about any of it doesn't create a divide. He'll just sit there watching talking sports at her like she cares or is even listening.
Tour de France concludes today. It just isn't the same without everyone doping. You don't have all these crazy rides anymore, the excitement of these roided out athletic freaks pulling off superhuman feats of endurance. None of these awesome high-speed crashes because the competitors don't have pure nitrous oxide running through their veins anymore.