Quiet now, you're being a buzzkill. Wait a few hours from now when she wakes up with her head pounding and exhausted. I think some hangover cures for her are in order considering how special her day was. I head pedialyte is the way to go.
MAZEL TOV! Invite me to the bris. Shit. These Great Big Ocean Breeze guys are good. Next time I have a reluctant date, I'm going to see this band.
Sitting in the hospital with kenny. Asthma is fucking bitch! I can't wait for Angel's ranting tomorrow.
WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE RIOTS?!? I'm drunk and prepared to watch shit go down, rodney king style. Guess the verdict came too late. Imma start drinking vodka early and laugh at the destruction in the major cities I'm sure will come tomorrow.... There's no way this won't happen. And there's no way I won't be drunk as fuck ass to laugh at it. And if the riots don't happen, I'll just be too drunk in anticipation of the riots to go to work on Monday and my boss will be pissed. We'll see what happens.
A PROPER martini? What's wrong with you? Lime juice has no business near gin, unless you're a pussy and having a Tom Collins or a Gin Rickey. A proper Martini is great gin, perhaps a vermouth bottle waved around the top as a tease (cause that shit tastes like diesel fuel) and a bunch of olives. Mmmm, tastes like more.
Ohh, just read back. Angel, you're drunk as fuck and ENGAGED!! Luvs all day. And Great Big Sea is so fun in person.
Oh wait, I know the question to this one Alex! What are three people, along with associated livestock, that have currently taken up residence in Angel's head and have begun heavy construction? Thanks Alex, I'll take 'Shit People Pay For The Next Day' for $600....