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7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. Jason Mc

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    How creepy will it be when full on triple the number of regular posters virtually attend. I know I'm lurking the shit out of that.

    Liquor stores closed yesterday, poor planning, I got to mix excellent cream soda (Big Sky) with all sorts of interesting drinks.

    Cream soda + vodka = Cream soda (good)
    Cream soda + rum = NOT a dark and stormy (not good)
    Cream soda + gin + lime + splash of vermouth = WTF were you thinking? (Too many C.S. & Vodkas)
     
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    Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

    Should you choose to get married in Arizona I will marry you for cheap, and promise to keep the whole ceremony under 15 minutes, I am an ordained minister and take this stuff very seriously.
     
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    Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

    Well duh, but keep the order on the strawberries, people are going to want somewhere to dip them.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

    On the same note if you choose North Carolina I will swing by and perform the ceremony. I am a ordained priest and don't take it seriously at all, I only accept booze for payment, tax purposes.
     
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    Should you choose to get married in Indiana, I'll be forced to question your sanity, and therefore when they ask "Does anyone object to this union?" I'll have to stand up and say "I do, cause coming to Indiana just to get married is a clear sign of insanity, and no one should marry an insane person."
     
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    Of course today is a furlough day at the commissary. Of course.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

    Well thanks for making me look like an uppity fucking quaker.

    I changed my mind, I would perform the ceremony for some boxed chianti and a 2 minute lap dance and I will keep it under 10 minutes.
     
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    I will supply the chianti and get Angel boozy enough to personally deliver the lapdance if I get to watch.
     
    #169 bewildered, Jul 15, 2013
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    One of my subordinates has a kid my age. On the one hand, it's kind of annoying, but on the other hand, at least I can't say I feel old.
     
    #170 ghettoastronaut, Jul 15, 2013
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    Some thoughts:
    1. There are legit ordained priests on this board. Wow.
    2. It is FUCKING hot in DC.
    3. Room guppies are awesome. Everyone, this is Wolfgang. Wolfgang, this is everyone.
    [​IMG]
     
    #171 Angel_1756, Jul 15, 2013
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    I'll give you a dollar if you eat him.
     
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    Christ almighty. Fish is dead.
     
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    Now you have to eat him.
     
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    Jesus Christ, what did you do to it to kill it in 20 minutes? Pour bleach in the water?
     
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    ALL I DID WAS LOVE HIM.

    No joke. Fucking utility fish. He was swimming fine twenty minutes ago, then he was floating. Little bastard didn't even leave a suicide note.

    RIP Wolfgang.
     
    #176 Angel_1756, Jul 15, 2013
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    Seriously, I've had county fair fish that lived longer. Months even. Carnie fish are better bred. Who knew.
     
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    I was about to say

    1) That's not a guppy, its a grown up feeder goldfish.

    2) He did not look well at all. I wouldn't hold that against you, that's a big fish to be in a shitty bowl like that, his stress level was probably through the roof. Oh well, if he was not purchased to be shuffled from room to room in a terrible bowl, he would have been purchased and fed to a much bigger fish months ago, he outkicked his coverage.
     
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    With that in mind, I introduce Ludwig. My last fish. If this one doesn't survive the night, I'll try not to take it personally.
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Cottage is great so far, but we have a large kiddie pool for our daughters but the noisy little bastards from across the road took notice of it and they won't leave. One of them held my daughters head underwater and could barely keep Bing Crosby from channeling me.

    Black Jesus you would be proud. I drove a potted mojito mint 150 miles so I can make you-know-what's all week.

    Angel, at least it's a goldfish. They're the only pet cheaper when you DON'T feed them.
     
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