Swedish Bikini Team Just post it anyway. We'll photoshop in the beach or millionaire yacht or Johnny Utah or whatever.
A girl got stung by one of those when I was in Port Douglas when I was a kid, and it sounded absolutely awful. The local recommendation seemed to just be to wear flip flops while swimming to prevent this, and as a kid they were secondary to my concern about the salt water crocodile warning signs around the place. I hadn't even heard of box jellyfish at the time.
Aww, that made me want to cry. I was trying to hedge my bets when I said that he could be fake - didn't want to show my hand as a blubbering fan that didn't care if he was fake or not, because his apparent love for these deadly beasts always touched my heart.
So how many heart piercing needles does your average Aussie need to carry around to counteract the twenty five thousand deadliest animals that inhabit your island?
Yeah... as hokey and "theatrical" in his idiocy as he was, it seems you can't deny that he was nothing if not genuine in his commitment to the cause of conservation.
Might explain why every drunk Aussie I've ever met wants to piss on your leg at some point in the night.
Finishing up my second day in Venice. Color me pleasantly surprised. I'd heard Venice was dirty as hell, but it's been rather clean. I wouldn't want to swim in the canals or drink the water, but it's a hell of a lot cleaner than Rome. Speaking of poisonous, the canals closer to the water are FILLED with jellyfish, so that's fun. The biggest issue with Venice is that it's a yours it trap so it doesn't feel authentic. 300K people on the island and only 60K are locals. So 4 out of 5 people you see are tourists. That's kind of annoying, especially when the history is so profound around you and the architecture is fantastic. Headed to Florence later this afternoon. Looking forward to that. Hopefully it will have less massive packs of Chinese tourists caring umbrellas for the sun and ignoring any semblance of order or courtesy when it comes to queues.
To be fair, he was making a joke as he was posing like that. He did it on purpose. He was actually a very funny and nice guy. Soooooo....you're a tourist complaining about the tourists? Could be worse. They could be wearing these:
A fun game: Go to China and line up for something. And watch the locals laugh their asses off at you as you stand there impotently waiting your turn. I'm just saying, I've done it.
Even Italians don't really do the "queue" thing. When I was in high school, my entire family took a trip to Italy. We visited at Easter time and for Mass, where we are used to people filing out of their pews starting at the front of the church, this place had about half the people there decide they wanted to take communion. So, they just got up and made their way to the front. No lines, no organization. It blew my 16 year old mind. THIS IS HOW THE FOREIGNERS DO IT.
Remember these are the same animals that sell 3 tissues to wipe your ass at squat toilets. ANIMALS. Italians are just fucking assholes.
You should learn to take less stainy shits, Kubla. 3 tissues is more than enough. Holy crap. In 1997, The Rock was a Sunshine boy. Spoiler
I highly doubt my mom or sisters would be able to keep any engagement news to themselves but I don't think that'll matter anyways. Anyone who judges any ring I buy will be added to a "Go Fuck Yourself" list too. That hasn't even been on my radar but it doesn't surprise me.
Hold up. The "assless" Chinese simply have less cheek than most... their assholes aren't appreciably smaller. Just how extensive are your shits that you're wiping full cheeks? Actually, y'know what? Don't answer that. I don't want to know.
Should I be worried if the major corporate re-organization announced today puts my business unit in a category that specifically excludes the kind of work I do? I think they're trying to tell me soemthing.