I think my ringtone is "The Entertainer" but it's turned off and I rarely answer it for anybody. Yelp is Satan wearing a broken glass-studded strap-on. Fuck that miserable website. It's a revenge site for anyone who gets uppity about the service they received. Think about all those dicks out there who send their food back at restaurants for pitiful reasons; who scream at the desk clerk because the brochure did not state the indoor heated pool was in fact NOT salt water; or any sociopathic hipster foodie-wannabe who plans on blackmailing a waiter. Gawker is dying too slow. Yelp needs to die yesterday. I am on vacation for 9 days. I built my daughter a cool-ass lemonade stand too but next time I'll use pine. Christ. #AllLimesMatter
Serious question, I'm interested in what shocks people here more. A picture of furries fucking, or a picture of a gimp with a ball gag, or furry fucking with a ball gag and a strap on?
Is this hypothetical or do you have all of these options at your immediate disposal? Because if it's the latter, I have some additional questions.
The ones I've seen on the Internet * are surprisingly pleasant looking and the Internet doesn't lie, so. *i swear I stumbled across them and did not go out looking for furry porn.
Last summer at the NY Renaissance Festival, I pointed out a couple of furries to my wife. I guess it's a short leap from dressing as a 16th century peasant to a man-sized racoon. After explaining what they were to a clueless Mrsanthropic , there were a lot of questions about why, exactly, I knew so much about them.
My favorite under-the-radar app, and possibly my favorite app overall, is BaconFarts (free). Great prank when your phone is paired with a bluetooth speaker at the office.
Wife gave the green light on my gadsden flag tattoo. I'll wait until after the summer to give my artist some business in the off-season. Chest piece over my right pec; right side being of significance for me since that's where the brain tumor was. It'll be my first truly "big" piece by normal standards (by my conservative family and in-law's standards, any ink is too big for them). Gonna do my own take on it, an American flag in the background with a rattle snake (for Texas) and "Don't Tread on Me" where and in which style my guy thinks will look best. The two biggest male influences on my life -- my step-father and my wife's grandfather, who is nearing death -- both served in the Navy so that symbolism is the most important to me.
Not sure how much of this the powers that be will allow... but might as well ask (delete if you want): So wifey and I wanna have another child. It's a mutual agreement thing, not a rape-y thing. I've seen the tannerite baby sex reveals, and the way we work, I just feel that's kinda not badass enough. I mean last time, we made fun of how small my son's dick was in the ultra-sounds. I hate the gender reveal crap, but I also think it gives me a window for firearms and explosives. Money isn't so much the issue, as is feasibility and legality.
OK. Maybe my phone doesn't show an image or spoiler tag or something you posted. I have re-read your post, and I have yet to see a question (typically followed by a question mark?), and I don't understand what blowing things up with an AR has to do with trying to get pregnant. I am a little slow, though. Are you going to put tannerite in your wife's vagina and shoot it with your AR? But, metaphorically?