I got bigger tits than her normally. Now once I knock her up, them babies explode. At any rate, she has an ass and legs that go to heaven. Who needs tits when you got a nice ass? It's right there by the comfort zone anyway. So convenient.
I find potato salad disgusting, and many egg salads, as well. Fine with potatoes and fine with eggss, but fuck, adding a bunch of stinky stuff to it is a no-go for my palate. I can choke it down if I have to, though.
Never tried egg salad. Love eggs scrambled, fried, boiled. Egg salad? Not going near that. It looks like barf and makes me think of nursing homes. Just think: it'd be a great texture for the geezers who are gumming it.
We are the only country in the world where a fat 4'10 Chilean chick can become an Italian-American icon. She's a real life Ali G.
We are celebrating a corporate anniversary today. For me, that means I get to stand over a grill outside an office building for 3 hours in 95 degree heat and humidity. And no cold, refreshing beer that would make it all worthwhile if I was in my own backyard.
Fuck walking through spider webs. We have orb weavers in San Diego and they kind of come alive in August. Big webs, pretty harmless spiders, but they like to set them up about head high inbetween branches. I walked through one just now and I can't shake the feeling that there's a spider on me somewhere. And keeping with the summer theme
I'm on that page. I'm not one of those guys that likes women that have DDs. A perky set of C's and a nice tight ass with good legs is my heaven. Really big tits, while fun, just aren't my thing.
Get A can (as in single) of some non-alcoholic brand, pour it into the sewer, get a real beer, pour it into a red solo cup, and enjoy your beer. When asked, point to non-alcoholic version.
The Double D's would be a good name for a band. Or a ranch. "Howdy, y'all! Welcome to Double D ranch! Let's get to ropin' and ridin'!" Also, for any girl I've known with "a perky set of C's," I would definitely say qualified her as having big tits. I guess I'm saying I love boobs of all sizes.
I'm not meaning to pick on toddamus, but this always makes me laugh. Like Rush said, you still like big tits. "I dont love ENORMOUS tits, just give me big boobs with a perfect body, and im fine". Quite the selfless concession. Related, I finally learned this month that once and for awhile I'm a boob guy. Asses are hot in the streets right now, and as a gym rat i see and admire plenty of awesome squat aided back sides, but I just recently dated a girl with a really nice butt and toned legs but wasn't blessed up top, and I felt lost.
I tend to think that the fabric of your mind is somewhat gossamer and has already been torn... but maybe that's just me.
Canis, I feel like you and Dixie have enough extra chromosomes between the two of you to make an additional person.