Hey y'all...the world is going to end tomorrow. "End Times Prophecies has declared the world will end on July 29 in a chain of events caused by the “polar flip” phenomenon." Sorry for the short notice. Go raise some hell.
There's a bar near me called The Black Board Cafe. Every commercial they say, "Once you go to BBC's you'll never go anywhere else" or "I love the BBC's it's always satisfying" After the first time, it loses it's cleverness and gets to the borderline obnoxious point really quickly.
Honestly I feel like posting pics here would be disrespectful to my husband. I think he would be ok with it...I just feel weird about it. Kind of like I feel weird about hanging out with one of my co-workers who's self-admittedly infatuated with me. It's just uncomfortable. Not that anyone viewing this board is infatuated with me....it's probably the opposite...it's just a thing.
Welcome to the start of a 4-day weekend, bitches! There may be some drunken posting happening on my part. Don't judge... join in!
A sister just got divorced so my wife is going on a girls' trip with her, my mother and some other sisters and sister-in-laws to the bahamas to basically get fucked up for a few days. They're leaving all their husbands with the kids, which is funny. My wife was smart and decided for her peace of mind she'd rather pay our babysitter (and our co-worker/friend) to just stay at the house and take care of my son so that I'm not obligated to do diaper changing and crap during the weekend. There is a lot of shooting and fishing and BBQing in my very future.
I think she bats the other way, she's just too young to know it. Her roommate (and another co-worker) is quite open about her love of the female, uh, figure. Interesting people find me for some reason, a lot of them work with me. We all share a love of food and raunchy stories. All I do is light up the BBQ and watch the fireworks.
"Feel free to invite some of your friends over to hang out..." The lesbian sex show is implied, and encouraged.
Just saw MØ in concert. If you get a chance, check her out. She's going to be a star. Her sound is very cool, she's pitch perfect live, and her energy is incredible. Saw her in a mid sized venue in Chicago. Turned to order a drink mid-song and felt a hand on my shoulder, turned like WTF, only to see her using it to climb on the bar with security scrambling to provide cover. Pretty cool for someone who put the vocals on arguably the biggest song of last summer (Major Lazer-Lean On) and a current chart topper.
This isnt political, but I can't stop laughing: It's like her software just finished an update or something.
I'm still waiting for leathery wings to spring out from her back as she sinks her translucent fangs into the face of a horrified child. Then the garlic knot on the back of her head unravels to reveal her true form: a bastardization of a Jersey devil and a yapping Shar-pei.
Poor Hillary almost molted out of her human skin right in front of reporters. That probably would've cost her a few votes. On the way into work this morning at 6AM and it was 99 degrees. I'm fucking soaked. Fuck the desert.