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7/15/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 15, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'll be doing that to the armadillo I missed last night. Fucker was tearing up my yard, by the time I got the nearest gun he was running into his hole. Covered it with some rocks so he couldn't escape and in a little bit I'm going back out with left over bottle rockets to scare him out. Dirty Harry's bastard cousin is waiting for him when he pokes his head up.
     
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  2. Angel_1756

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    Your neighbors must love you.
     
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Women can get pregnant simply by being exposed to the incredible levels of testosterone and manliness released by 'splosions. I thought everyone knew that.
     
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    Live on a large ranch. My neighbors are alcoholic family members, so usually when they hear me having fun they come over and get hurt doing stupid shit while I video tape it for blackmail and laugh.

    Closest thing I had to neighbor problems was when a marine friend came over with his AR 308 and we set up a shooting gallery with shit hanging on 30 lbs test fishing line between T-posts 40 yards apart. Games began at about midnight. Some old lady called the volunteer fire department and then I got a call from one of them laughing that I made this old hag mad. Apparently she'd call them every time she saw smoke... on someone else's property... when they were just burning brush and the burn ban was off. They thought it was karma, asked how much ammo we had left, and told me have fun shooting but call them next time during the light so they could do it too.
     
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    There is a man at this wedding with an electric blue hair extension in his beard. He is wearing a cut off American Eagle tshirt and a cowboy hat.
     
    #45 Angel_1756, Jul 16, 2016
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    You better be posting some pictures of this shit soon.

    And what makes me laugh is that you're RIGHT FUCKING THERE in the middle of it making fun of it all... so how did that happen?

    Birds of a feather and all that...
     
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    Trip Advisor abroad is almost become as bad. EVERY restaurant is 4+ stars. Its dumbass Americans in Rome for the first time being exposed to Italian food that is Prego or Cici's Pizza and losing their shit. Ive used it to try and find non-touristy spots and they end up being just that cause morons don't know the difference. One place was an overwhelming 5 stars, glowing reviews for authenticity and classics...and it had fucking pictures all over the menu. It is better in smaller cities like Florence or Amalfi tho.

    My current favorite game is DomiNations. Like Boom Beach or Clash of Clans meets Civilization. And you dont get attacked every 5 fucking minutes so you can actually progress.

    Other apps I love are Expensify for my work travel expenses, CamCard for storing business cards digitally, and WhatsApp. The latter has completely changed the way I communicate internationally and has shrunk the world even further, its remarkable.
     
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    Go ask Chris Stapleton for his autograph.
     
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    Why would you do that to yourself? Whyyyyyy? "Oh Papi! Come home w me and fuck me with your blue braid!!!"
     
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    Because you are from Tyrosh and it is the style and custom of the age. I've heard that dragon queens love to ride the blue rope if you know what I mean.
     
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    Yeah, it's funny how silly Daario is described to like in the books. Not much different from Angel's friend.
     
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    For equal time, since you've posted a picture of somebody Wolfshirt awesome, you should post somebody that looks silly.
     
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    I'll find someone trashy but in the interim, I want to know more about these legs.
     

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    Like what her thighs sound like?
     
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    How they taste perhaps.

    This wedding is all class.
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    #56 Angel_1756, Jul 16, 2016
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    Again, you're making fun of it... but how is it that you're there?

    Do you fit in with the crowd but don't know it? Do you stand out and they know it? Are you behind 2-way mirrors and analysing a focus group for a big-pharma crazy-pill trial? Are you part of said focus group?
     
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    My husband and the groom went to high school together. I know no one at this event other than the people at our table and half the folks at the next one over.
     
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    These photos are sad.

    The dude with the man bun looks dressed like he just got off work while scrounging for some sort of food.
     
    #59 xrayvision, Jul 16, 2016
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    Whoosh. Think of where your head would have to be positioned in order to listen to her thighs.
     
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