That's USA one-uppmanship at its zenith right there. You blow up the forward magazine of our ship? We etch shadows permanently into your sidewalks.
And to think, you had that level of composure when you were probably the most stoned you've ever been in your life. I know I was.
I don't know about children at the age of 4, but I still feel like you could lie to them about that and distract them with a new toy or ice cream. 25 minutes of sex at the age of 4 shouldn't be huge out rage. I mean, who didn't catch their parents fucking? No one became sexual perverts because of that. Well I didn't catch my parents fucking because my parents all but hint confirmed I was the last time they've had sex. And no, I have never asked, not even indirectly
No shit... if it was really that much of a concern, then why wouldn't you just book it out of there with your kids, rather than just revel in the moral outrage you're feeling? Oh, right... because it wasn't really about protecting your kids... you just get more sympathy when you SAY it was for your kids...
Why do you hate me so? Seriously, you just had to go and put the image of my PARENTS in my head. What? Why? For who? I need to go lay down. Bastard. And no, I've never caught them. Was this really a common thing? Although now that I think about it, a friend of mine did with her parents. And one time in the 4th grade we were talking about sex and parents and I remember EMPHATICALLY denying that my parents EVER had it. EVER. I'm pretty sure I was right. I have 3 siblings. I am POSITIVE they've only ever had sex four times. My mom must have been pretty fertile. I need a drink. Where's my white wine when I need it? By the way, I bought Blackberry Arbor Mist for $2.49 about a week ago. Who doesn't love a good sale? It's like they were paying ME to drink it. Awesome.
Oh Arbor Mist. Dunno about the Blackberry flavor, but Blue Hawaiian Arbor Mist is delicious. I don't care how many people give me untold amounts of shit. I will drink gallons of that stuff, no problem.
Mom! I brought this up a few years ago, and it got turned into a thread topic. <shudder> First read I thought that said "did it with her parents." Whole different messageboard.
Re: Visiting national monuments and historical sites of worldwide significance - I've been to Pearl Harbor twice. The first time was amazing. Respectful. Somber. The second time I've posted about here - and actually the Japanese were fantastic. Dressed appropriately, not at all loud or rude. Pictures when appropriate and phones off. The AMERICANS? They were a bunch of laughing, trolling assholes. Same goes for the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. It's fucking embarrassing to have the sentry call the group out for not maintaining order. But it happens. Pretty often. Despite numerous signs asking that silence and respect be maintained at all times, people just can't NOT talk/text/laugh/bullshit. Oh, the Holocaust Memorial? Before you take the elevator the guide asks the group to turn the phones off...but apparently those calls aren't to be missed. AT LEAST put that shit on vibrate and only check it to make sure it isn't urgent. We're going to Gettysburg soon. I'm excited and also apprehensive at what I fully expect to be reprehensible behavior from the people around us. Re: Parental sex - We heard my parents going at it one night. They squished the dog. It ran out of their room yelling.
Was it yelling, "My eyes! My eyes!" They were close, but not that close. She said she came home and their bedroom was in the back of the house. So she walks back yelling she's home and they come out of the bedroom half-dressed bitching at her for coming home so early. So I guess she didn't catch them in the act, but close enough.
I've got two siblings and even then I'm pretty sure we were all test tube babies or something. I've never even seen my parents hold hands.
There is no need to hold hands when you get to go balls deep every morning at 5:00am before the kids wake up. The secret lives of parents.
Actually, they'd rolled it between the water bed and the retaining wall and then smooshed her. I think she was yelping to make sure all ribs were intact.
My wife took a photo of myself and three other friends re-enacting a soap dropping in the showers at the prison they filmed the Shawshank Redemption in. Does that make me bad? I mean, I didn't share it on twitter. It was more of a personal thing. I also took a selfie next to the beam that had "Brooks was here" carved into it. Fun fact, even though that scene took place in an apartment in the movie, it was actually filmed in a room in the prison. I have very disrespectful friends and family.
I grew up around Gettysburg. The town itself is a monument to the tourism that drives the economy. What I mean is - don't expect any type of somber mood anywhere, except maybe in the National Cemetery - and probably not even there (I haven't been in the cemetery in a while). Every store is filled to the rafters with Gettysburg T-shirts, hats, fake weapons for the kids. Bus tours everywhere, horse-drawn carriage rides. Reenactors walking the streets - not because they are part of some educational program and tell you about life during the Civil War - it's just reenactors who have nothing else to do except walk around Gettysburg and wait until the official Reenactment in July. Ghost tours. Scads of ghost tours. I don't know if you'll have a lot of reprehensible behavior to deal with, but it's basically a lot of rocky fields with monuments in them. There's no main entrance or anything, "the battlefield" is just the town. Don't get me wrong, it is very cool to walk around and get a visual of Pickett's Charge, and see the 20th Maine monument on Little Round Top - but there's no feeling of standing on hallowed ground, at least not to me. For example, Devil's Den is a cool natural jungle gym of giant boulders, and nobody really thinks "Hey, this is where sharpshooters from both sides killed each other on the second day of the battle." Maybe it's because I grew up there, I don't know. But it's just a town that loves the tourists that come in and walk down Steinwehr Avenue, buying shitty t-shirts and snow globes. PM me if you wanna know some of the stuff that is cool to see.
Loved Gettysburg. I just thought it was an awesome town, I think we were there around Independence Day because they lit a huge nighttime lantern memorial in the cemetery. It was beautiful. Plus I remembered eating at this hall-like restaurant the served you massive feasts with ribs so big they look like they came off a Kodiak.
I do not know of this place. I wish I did. I would recommend Tommy's Pizza, mandatory when I visit home. And they're now a big craft beer place, so it's even better. And Garryowen is a nice Irish pub with some great food. The owner Kevin is from Ireland, so it's pretty authentic. And for a real look at true Gettysburg life, go to the Lincoln Diner after 2:00 AM. Awesome cheesecake, embarrassing locals.