This kind of reminds me of Ypres. Winston Churchill at one point suggested that the whole town be abandoned and made into a memorial. There is simply no hope whatsoever of visiting even a fraction of all the Allied cemetaries in the area; there are only a few German cemetaries, representing a tiny slice of the total German casualties. Commonwealth war graves are scattered throughout the town the way Starbucks are scattered through our cities. They're everywhere. And although they seem to be for the most part respected and impeccably maintained, the war was 100 years ago and life goes on. So then you get scenes like this...
Anyone with young children probably know who Ariana Grande is. I can't stand her as she used to be on some kids' shows and her way of acting pretty much just involves talking in a high-pitched voice. So she has this song out now with Iggy Azalea called "Problem". There is a guy in the song that whispers "I got one less problem without ya." Man, is he good-looking (although he needs to ditch the man jewelry). And I don't even really know what he looks like because except for some quick face shots, they only show his mouth. So I head off on a journey to find out who this is. Big Sean. So I look for pictures of Big Sean. And....I am disappointed. Pictures nowhere near as good as the video. Kind of dorky. I feel like I've been catfished. I've barely been able to watch him, um I mean the video, 10 more times. Ladies, for your viewing pleasure (well, start at :40, everything else is stupid and it's obvious she can't dance either, hell, I could do that routine--hands on hips, shake hips, point fake gun, rub face, hug myself--easy): I don't....why? Just...why? And where the hell did you find something like that? At least you spoilered it. Good grief.
Haha! It's a sacrifice you have to make to stare at him. And you should have known better after my last video. I said it was awful! Full disclaimer.
When I did a prom a few weeks back, that song embodied 75% of my song requests that night. When I played it, girls screamed so loud you could hear them inside the ISS.
Fuck me, the WDTs recently have been vanilla enough for me to get complacent and read through them at work. There are at least four people sitting behind me who may or may not have been looking in my direction when I clicked that, but I wasn't about to turn around to see. Lesson learnt.
Where do you work? Just find a way to explain that as being work-related, there must be a way. I will defend the always NSFW policy to the death, not unlike 'Muricans with their freedom. I got banned from countless chatrooms in the 90's in the hope that one day my children, and my children's children, would not have to use NSFW tags when posting lesbian comedy porn on the internet.
That's a great thing about the WDT: unpredictability combined with shock treatment thanks to spoiler tags. For instance, the spoiler below might have an unearthly hot chick, on the other hand it might be aftermath photo of a fatal lathe accident. Only one way to find out.... Spoiler You are rewarded for having a stomach.
I'm sitting on my back porch watching the Rangers game while I lift, and there are june bugs attacking my porch screen. I fucking hate june bugs.
Last summer of high school way back when, I was ripping back from Grand Bend on my motorcycle and was just relaxing from some aggressive riding by slowing down, sitting up, and flipping up the visor on my helmet. SMACK. June bug hit me in the face at 100 km/h... almost knocked me the fuck out. Yeah, I hate June Bugs too.
They like three things: tops of trees, up your pant legs and in your hair. Badminton rackets or the flamethrowers from The Thing are the only option for those creepy, dense bastards. They are STILL infesting the lake towns around here at dusk, fuckers just won't go away.
I treated the front yard for grubs but didn't get to do the back. So even though they didn't thrive in front, they did in back AND there's a creek that runs behind my house. So yay.
They're better than lovebugs. Some years when they are particularly thick, swarms of them imprint their bodies on the hood of your car. Scientists need to study the innards of fallen love bugs because they could formulate the worlds strongest glue.
Love bugs do not attack. June Bugs attack...Love Bugs just swarm and are in the air. Which is also annoying but not like a fucking brown stinky gross bug trying to clinch itself onto your body.