Hmm. Spoke too fast. I was listening to the radio on the way home and there was some discussion about the potential of rebels in Mali shooting down the plane. Which makes it sound like I was listening to some crackpot conspiracy theorist radio station, but it was CBC News.
I just don't care for fedoras. Personal opinion. I think other things look less silly, like a sombrero or having your entire head wreathed in cobras. I always thought fedoras are for Indiana Jones or suspenders-clad reporters from the 1950's who talk too fast. Spoiler
That's because the average person lacks critical thinking skills. They have no appreciation for how difficult it is to shoot down a cruising jetliner, or that a rebel group made up of part of the military of an important former SSR with backing from Russia is not comparable to a bunch of jihadists with small arms.
The guy entered into a losing proposition. Beat up the girl, well, you beat up a girl. Get beat by the girl, you got beat by a girl. Just like thermonuclear warfare, the only way to win is to not play in the first place. EDIT: Huh... my post count seems strangely pleasing right now.
You may not know this, but this place existed since 2006. It was just Nett, posting to himself before IAmRob stole the idea for Freak Safari.
God IS watching... 17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating This is a fake satire site for those who couldn't tell
That may be fake, but it is straight up one of my biggest irrational fears. That I will die with my pants around my ankles, cock fused to my hand, with Asian teen fisting bondage enema porn on the computer screen for my mother and the paramedics to see. No way that shit doesn't end up on the national news wire either. Everytime, EVERYTIME, I jack off the past year there is a moment where I go, "Shit, what if I die like this? Oh, well, back to work."
This reminds me of a story one of the old Rudius guys wrote where the narrator has one last wank before he hangs himself. As he kicks the stool away, his last thought was about there being porn in the VCR and lube on his dick, and how everyone was going to assume it was an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.
Life pro tip: Never put your porn on "repeat", have your screen lock after an hour of not being used, and encrypt your drive. If you die, your porn will finish, the screen will lock, and they'll never get in to see your shame. Other than what you've got clutched in your hand, that is.
Also, who puts their porn on repeat? There was a story in this Forensic Anthropologist's book I read that had a story about a medical examiner that found out the family of a recently deceased teenage boy had covered up the cause of death out of shame. He found alligator clip impressions/burns on the kid's penis. After searching the kids room they found a train set that had the clips that was neatly tucked away under the bed. There had been some sort of short and the kid fried shocking his dick.
My porn isn't on repeat, but it is on random. And if I died while jerking it, it would run for 2,631 hours. Before you ask why I have that much porn stored on my computer, it's because I've been in countries without streaming speeds, or porn access of any kind other than torrent, for more than a year.
At least you'd still be snapping off your batch to PORN, which is human. I'm afraid I'd get found feeding the geese to something off-coloured, like the Hickory Farms catalogue. Although that Gouda wheel is lookin' miiiiiighty purty.
Hey, you don't have to explain to me "downloading of porn," in my day all we had was Kazaa, Morpheus, Limewire, Gnutella, and just a few other high speed P2P porn sharing networks, nothing like these stream everything for free tube site youngsters of today. On the real, downloading offers quite a bit more material since porn studios have a lot of their stuff yanked from stream sites and it's in much higher quality (not always a plus though...). It's really good for finding insanely obscure dvd rips. Im not hip to the latest porn torrent trackers but if you wait long enough eventually you'll find someone with the full version of Street Blow Jobs 32.
There will be two types of survivors in the Apocalypse... those that have their porn downloaded, and those that don't have porn.
OMG! Hi-larious. Except the cop needs to chill the fuck out on the lawful orders bullshit. Handling drunks sucks but this cop pushes the limit.
So, that kickstarted portable cooler/blender/usb charger combo? It's now raised over $7 million. I also see that the blender is a separate, 18v rechargeable blender, and doesn't use the onboard 3000mAh battery, which makes more sense to me.
Am I going to be able to follow the character development if I haven't seen Street Blow Jobs 1 through 31?