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7/21/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 21, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Wait, WHAT?!? I need a case of that and some jolly ranchers STAT. Got a hangover to start on.
     
  2. AFHokie

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    I considered the military paying for my moves as one of the most underrated benefits and I truly miss it whenever I've needed to move since I got out. They pack, load/unload everything. If they break something, they have to reimburse you for it; if you break something you're SOL. One more thing; they will haul off the boxes and packing paper at the other end.

    I never understood the people who would willingly do a ditty move over the professional movers; you can make some cash off of it, but as I told a friend who was considering a ditty move for an entire house "it's worth every penny you don't make to have the movers do it." Plus, you do not want to be THAT guy who shows up at your new unit and immediately asks for people to come help you unload the 26ft UHaul you just drove cross country.

    Don't get me wrong I always did a partial ditty. After all, you have to pack some stuff with you in the car (clothing, random odds & ends and things like cleaning supplies the movers won't take) and you might as well get paid for it.

    Moving a couch, or need to transport a random outsized object like an antique, or a bike, etc., I've got no problem giving you a hand and no beer payment's necessary. I've always owned a pickup and I've been asked by too many people to help them move entire apartments/houses; often by people I barely considered an acquaintance let alone a friend. After a few dings & scratches and other damage to my truck with never an offer to repair said damage (a few times them instead laughing off the damage and incredulous when I suggested they fix it) while helping people move when I was younger, I learned real fast that that the old saying of "friends will help you move, but real friends will help you move bodies" was in reality "real friends won't ask you to help them move."

    As Net says, its a matter of respect for other's time and their respect of your time
     
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    I drink the shit out of Coke Zero cans. From the fountain I think it's nasty. I'll go Diet Coke every time. I'm curious to the new formula. If it has less of that chemical taste I'm down. Since sugar is the devil now of course they'll change the label so morons get it. Somehow throwback miller light labels increased revenue substantially.
     
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    Haven't you heard?

    Fake Sugar is now the devil... sugar is better for you.
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Nah see Monsanto created aspartame. But then, paleo happened and everyone got woke to the Sugar Lobby. Now coke has to make a formula without aspartame AND reassure us they don't put sugar in it even if the name is garbled to shit.
     
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    I thought the sugar industry convinced us all that fat was the devil and making us fat when it was sugar, the wolf in sheep's clothing
     
  7. toddamus

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    Who the fuck drinks Zima? I don't even know what its classified as. Its not beer, its not liquor, its some horrible inbetween I'm guessing
     
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    I've helped move my sisters several times now and will never forgive them for what they put me through. They tell you everything is packed up and you show up and oh, sorry, no that entire bookcase is full and their kitchens weren't touched yet and that futon is still all assembled and they have no tools (and can't tell the difference between a screwdriver and an Allen wrench in the first place) and they still question why I have trust issues with them. Obviously this only happens in August when you get swamp ass after being outside for a minute too. Never again. Never. Again.

    Oh of course they offered to help me move my own shit in return but you know they're always busy that day too. No I'm not bitter about it.
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    I think it's technically a malt beer. Wiki says it's a "cooler." Whatever, it tasted good and helped me see a whole lotta titties in high school. Show up to the bonfire in your pickup with a case of miller lite, two cases of zima, and a pack of jolly ranchers, and you'd have softcore porn within minutes.
     
  10. toddamus

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    Good to know?
     
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