Gotta love those Merlin V-12's. If you ever get a chance to see any of the speedboat races that use them, it's pretty impressive... just raw fucking power and noise.
Shark week starts tonight. At 8:00 pm, Michael Phelps is racing a great white. I'm rooting for the Great White, to eat Phelps.
Will they be in the same body of water? Because I think the only real way to test this is by having him swim for his life from a great white.
If phelps wins, then clearly he is the next step in evolution for humans, if he wins it means we're going back to the water.
You'd probably enjoy watching hobo-frogger. Buy a carton of beer, go across the street from where the hobos are, set it down and back away. Watch as they clamber through traffic to be the first to get the beer. Ever see a hobo get out of their wheelchair? You will.
There's a white trash family at the splash pad. Like, byo vodka but get water for mix from the actual splash pad. Like no one else in the park is going near this place because the grandmother is chain smoking while cooling her feet in the toddler area. Like all the girls are between the ages of 9-14 and keep mooning their family members. Like one male cousin has grabbed his female cousin from behind and is making her scream "I'm your bitch" before he'll let her go. This area used to be so high brow.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6p3lr3/savage/?st=j5hc7wo8&sh=3fef3720 You have to give McGregor points for creativity? The actual fight will be a let down.
Why don't these people see themselves? Last year in Niagara; one of our nights there we had to stay in one of the dumps along Lundy's Lane. Well, this family nearly drowned one of their own; a 13 year old boy roughousing in the pool like reckless dingbats. He was vomiting gross gobs of phlegm and water on the deck when they pulled him out. Why do people act like animals with other small kids and families around? Screaming profanities and obviously inebriated, bothering EVERYONE in the complex. Shut. Up.
So for my internship, today I am going to a Minneapolis City Council hearing to help advocate for changes to tobacco policy. They will be handing me a tie dye shirt, which I will be embarrassed to wear but will do so gladly because I need to remember no one gives a shit how I look.
Nah, the small NPO. I talked about my experience in the Politics thread. Tobacco had shirts too! Btw, I'll be working on this topic in St. Paul soon. Toddamus, working to raise the purchase age of menthol cigarettes to 21 since 2017
Taking my son home from school, some fucker decided his phone was more important than watching the road. There was a guard rail on the shoulder so I could only go over so far. 45 mph head on collision on my driver's side. My truck is a tank though and fortunately there wasn't a ton of damage for what the impact was (his truck went down the side of my truck and bounced off, I guess is a good way to describe it). Unfortunately, the fucker decided he wanted no part in sticking around. Fortunately a good Samaritan followed him and got his license plate. When the cops came, I remembered that I had my concealed carry on me, and I they did not shoot me. Progress?
So why the hell didn't you get out and shoot at him as he was getting away? Isn't that the whole point of the concealed? Geesh.
What is with all the MLM shit on my newsfeed these days? Every fucking woman I know is hawking everything from oils to pants to makeup to cleaning products to pampered chef shit. What the hell is going on?
Its usually morons with no discernible skills thinking they found a golden ticket. Jamberry, essential oils, Amway, Cutco, Herbalife, Power Home Remodeling Group, etc.. Take your pick.
Maybe I have reached the magic age where my friends are getting into that shit, but it is everywhere on my feed as well. Crappy jewelry, clothing, bags.