Let me make something clear: the ONLY thing that takes the fun out of a vagina centres around a penicillin shot. However... There's nothing sexy about the birth process, and watching the woman you love scream and cry like they never have is rough (about 100x rougher for her). People who call that experience "magic" should be strapped to a bed and heavily sedated.
They really are. Seriously, they exist? I got called a fuckstain by my sister's friend today. Hey, I can't help it I'm a natural at cornhole (not a euphemism). Okay, maybe not a natural, but once I figured out how to toss the beanbag so it didn't go flying off the board, I kicked some ass. Her other friend kept calling me Sue. I thought he was joking at first and then realized he thought that was my actual name. Which led to everyone there either calling me Sue, Sharon, or Cindy. Everything but my actual name.
Way to fuck up your kids, dude... <a class="postlink" href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health-navigator/c-section-babies-missing-crucial-gut-bacteria-study-finds/article8440728/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/hea ... le8440728/</a>
I think they do a great job on 'feel.' The casting is fantastic, the acting and sets are unbelievably good. My only bitch about GoT is how they have really begun to digress from the source material for reasons that I discuss in that thread, but ultimately it comes down to the writers have digressed on several things where there is no apparent reason to do so (time, flow, cumbersomeness, etc.) other than they seem to feel like it. As to the whole 'being present when the kid is born' thing: If I ever have a kid, I will be out in the waiting room, just as God intended. My work was done 9 months prior. I'm no longer needed (nor do I want to be) at that point. Only bad things happen. I have yet to have a friend tell me (honestly - and always out of earshot of mom, kids, or any other female) that they thought it was 'beautiful.' 'Horrific' is the word I've heard on more than one occasion. I haven't listened to my friends on some things, much to my detriment. This one? Yeah, I'm listening and staying the fuck out of there.
Nothing says sexy like picking up bacteria from the vaginal canal. I honestly don't see how truly OCD people have sex.
Interesting read, but my wife started breast feeding right away so there is that. But her water broke and went into labour, she had a broken/cracked tail bone, so there was no pushing for her.
Someone needs to package this thread and send it to middle school girls. If they want to have kids after reading this shit, they shouldn't be allowed to. Dear God in Heaven.
I was sucking on a chick's tits once when I got a mouthful of warm, sweet milk. WTF? "Oh, I'm pregnant... is that OK?" "Uhmmm... sure.... no problem". No more sucking, but I still fucked her... because that's how guys are. We adapt and overcome.
I'm still not sure on the breast milk fetish folks. I'm going to guess they also want a pacifier in their ass and to be called baby or sugar. I cannot imagine a worse hell than having a child. Your hormones are haywire, you get no sleep, a stiff wind makes your tits shoot milk in public. Plus the parasite won't stop crying and you haven't learned how to punch it without leaving marks yet. Oh, and breastfeeding n public? Is awesome. Don't let the man keep you down.
Yeah. I was a fan of c-sections. Now - If I had it to do over, I would have tried to have my second child naturally. Apparently the damage is too significant to do it a fourth time. Hindsight and all.
I didn't think they would let you do a natural after a c-section, or is it just preferred if you have a second to do a c-section again.
After the first you get a choice, unless the first was a vertical cut. If you go VBAC, you get to have the option again in event of a third child. I was short sighted. I was young and terrified of the idea of natural childbirth. Now I regret that, dearly.
If I'm going through the pain and trauma of childbirth, he's gonna be right there getting his hand destroyed. He can stay on the safe side of the sheet with me. I don't think either of us have the desire to see my blown out vagina.