I've found that being involved politically is a good way to get free alcohol. When I was working at Planned Parenthood, there was a stretch when we were going out once or twice a week to this amazing dive bar on the edge of Times Square (where the office was) after midnight on the weekdays, so it was always a scene, but pretty much every time we went out and we'd meet someone who'd find out what we did for a living, they'd buy us a pitcher to thank us for what we were doing. (And, like, sure, it was usually a group of 1-4 guys buying a pitcher for a group of 1-4 girls who were very clearly a-okay with sucking out any unintended pregnancies that occurred after an ill-advised one-night stand with a guy they brought home from a dive bar, BUT I am pretty sure thanking us for our service always genuinely was a big part of it.)
Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face Paging @Revengeofthenerds to the white courtesy phone...
Man, I can't wait to hear this story straight from him! Several times. Because he won't remember telling us. Because of the concussions. Haaaaaa
While this is an old article (2015), it is something that is shockingly common. As in, it has happened more than once. Which in my opinion is too many times. Armadillos -- or as I like to call those evil little fuckers, armadildos -- are scum of the earth and should be exterminated wherever they live. My preferred method is to stock up on smoke bombs around the 4 and NYE. Then I toss a few into their hole, where an entire family of those vermin can live at a time, and wait above it with a shotgun.