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7/28/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 28, 2017.

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  1. bewildered

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    Maternity photos?
     
    #41 bewildered, Jul 29, 2017
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    There is a booty thread that needs updating.....
     
    #42 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 29, 2017
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    Finding a large, freshly dug hole out in the boonies and then being hit in the head with a shovel.
     
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  4. bewildered

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    Your wife is preggo, right? I hear that pregnancy ass spread is magic. You know what you need to do.
     
    #44 bewildered, Jul 29, 2017
  5. TX.

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    Not gonna lie...I asked the husband if he was taking me out there to get rid of me.
     
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    And boobs too. Aside from the massive thing growing in her stomach, yes, her body is magic.

    Which maybe explains why it disappears whenever I ask for sex.
     
    #46 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 29, 2017
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    So for all you jerks who made fun of me yesterday for saying my therapist has nice legs, here's a real photo of her

    upload_2017-7-29_10-58-1.png
     
    #47 toddamus, Jul 29, 2017
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    Well yeah, if you're a bitch. A real man digs his own grave with a gun to his head.
     
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    If someone is asking me to dig my own grave, I hope I'd tell them to fuck off and just get it over with.
     
    #49 toddamus, Jul 29, 2017
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    Sometimes I get in this weird headspace and fall down the rabbit hole reading about horrible shit people do to each other.

    Apparently it has happened much greater than one time that a man has kidnapped and raped a young girl to death after making her dig her own burial space. So many people think they would fight and refuse. Would you? Would I? Who the fuck knows.
     
    #50 bewildered, Jul 29, 2017
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    They weren't making fun of you for saying she had nice legs. They were making fun of you for not manning up, and starting a relationship with her. Maybe for the next photo, you can get her to send you one without the watermark that actually shows these reportedly nice legs.
     
    #51 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 29, 2017
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    I feel like that would be a terrible idea. Your therapist is going to know all your weaknesses and would be able to use them against you if the relationship went south. That, and the whole huge violation of professional ethics thing.
     
    #52 Trakiel, Jul 29, 2017
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    Yea thats not creepy, at all. I like her, she's helping me. I don't want to have a charge filed against me.

    And starting with a relationship with her, I know thats just sarcasm.
     
    #53 toddamus, Jul 29, 2017
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    Whooosh.
     
    #54 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 29, 2017
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    If she's a psychologist, the APA strongly discourages that sort of relationship. That being said, the APA recommends the therapist and client wait a minimum of five years (if I remember correctly) after the termination of therapy to begin a relationship.
     
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    Ah, so when you wrote:
    you meant, this is not a real photo of her. Because, here is another real photo of her that she sent to me.
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    #56 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 29, 2017
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    Dam you figured out that photo was a fake. Well I guess I'll have to put a real photo of her on here
     
    #57 toddamus, Jul 29, 2017
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    APA, schmayPA. Ignore that, and stick with all this solid advice from TiB.
     
    #58 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 29, 2017
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    I humbly request you refrain from pointing out my lack of contextual awareness, sir.
     
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    Huh.

    "LAS VEGAS (KTNV) - No injuries were reported after a Las Vegas police officer shot at a marijuana dispensary robbery suspect Saturday morning.

    Around 4:20 a.m., police responded to the 1800 block of Western Avenue, north of Sahara Avenue, for reports of a robbery at the dispensary."
     
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