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7/28/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 28, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    I've heard drinking makes the itching more tolerable
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Phew, I thought you were grounded for posting in all the good threads.

    Good thing you can't get in trouble at home.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, drinking makes everything more tolerable.
     
  4. NatCH

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    So I've heard, as well. Giving it a try as we speak.
     
  5. abneretta

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    I only get in trouble for real life shenanigans. You're safe Rush.

    It is a pretty big reminder of one's stupidity to have a laceration on your nose and a couple faint black eyes. One's spouse will be sure to remind one about it at every opportunity.

    Having said that, shots are the devil, especially when purchased by someone else.
     
  6. audreymonroe

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    I'm assuming Squirt with a capital S is a beverage of some kind but good god my immediate interpretation of that was squirt with a lower case S and I...had a lot of questions.
     
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    There's a web site to help you figure it out...

    https://www.squirt.org/
     
  8. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Now how did they get the .org address? And that's the wrong kind of gay for the type of squirt I'm looking for. I don't think theirs would pair as nicely with rum.
     
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    A White Russian on the other hand...
     
  10. Nettdata

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    Depends on how much rum, I guess.

    As to the .org, it's easy... go to any online domain registrar, sign up, and pay with your credit card.

    Long gone are the days when you had to talk to someone and pass any kind of a legitimacy test for having those "special" domains... they're not so special any more.
     
  11. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    @abneretta , this is useful information for starting our cult. And I know what we're going to have people drink instead of Kool Aid.
     
  12. abneretta

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    Squirt?
     
  13. audreymonroe

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    Yes, squirt.
     
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    To answer a rep, the mole removal was purely cosmetic. I've had them all my life and finally had the ability to do something about it.
    Once customers start asking for "the guy with the moles on his face," it's time to stop procrastinating.
     
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    You should have just embraced your inner Edward James Olmos...
     
  16. Nettdata

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    Fuck.

    UFC main event did not go as I was wanting it to.
     
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    Fuxk. I tried to go downstairs and threw up on the way. My sister and her husband cleaned up thr liquid vomit from thr bottom stair up. I am horrible.
     
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    I guess the noise of "HRrrrrRRrrrkK!" isn't what he meant.
     
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    Here is one that will cheer you up. Hell it will cheer everyone up.

     
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    I am never drinking again.
     
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