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7/29/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 29, 2016.

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  1. CanisDirus

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    I'm drunk as a skunk and it's not nearly enough to make me stop wincing at this. Also, got a wedding rehearsal tomorrow. Basically it's an excuse to put a pig in the ground and drink and play softball.
     
    #201 CanisDirus, Aug 4, 2016
  2. Angel_1756

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    Is that a euphemism for banging the fat bridesmaid?
     
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    "Normal enough" to just hang out with, have a few drinks and some laughs. Again, what can I say, not my brightest idea. I will say though that it was always a platonic discussion, never romantic/sexual in context. But yeah, we had discussed it for a couple weeks and then he freaked the fuck out the morning of and ditched out. As Shegirl said, he did me a favor.
     
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  4. Juice

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    In his case it might be banging an actual pig. Canis, can you clarify?
     
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  5. Angel_1756

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    ^ Wut? Is that him? How... what... why... ??
     
    #205 Angel_1756, Aug 4, 2016
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    You may have missed it, but a mod posted a link to his wedding pics a few months back
     
    #206 Frebis, Aug 4, 2016
  7. Juice

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    I know a mod posted the link before, but lets not do this. If you want to know what Sack looks like, go search the forum for the link.
     
    #207 Juice, Aug 4, 2016
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    And in the interim, removal of the picture makes my earlier post look like I don't understand pig fucking. Which I don't.
     
    #208 Angel_1756, Aug 4, 2016
  9. toytoy88

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  10. silway

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    I'm always curious when I hear about stuff like this. What's to freak out about? Meeting someone from here is pretty low stakes, especially if it's just grabbing lunch or something. Particularly if you're a guy and have a lot less chance of waking up in the bottom of a well or something.
     
    #210 silway, Aug 4, 2016
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Based on some of Soonergal's previous posts, I feel like I can safely say that she is NOT a guy.

    Plus, according to the internet, the odds of a random meetup at a coffee shop often results in waking up in a bathtub with your liver missing. Or, is it a kidney?
     
    #211 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 4, 2016
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    How long can I hide out in the bathroom at work before people either figure out I'm hiding or start to think I have digestive issues?
     
    #212 abneretta, Aug 4, 2016
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    If you have to ask, it's already too late.
     
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  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    That depends: did you already cut your sleeves off while you were in there?
     
    #214 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 4, 2016
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    How do you know which one she wants them to think?

    Ab, making farting noises with your mouth and then grunt several times. Also, holler out a few "wooo's" and "I do NOT remembering eat that's."
     
    #215 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 4, 2016
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    Correct, she's not. Ballsack was the one who ditched out though and he is and thus I am perplexed.

    Kidney. Liver missing is from south Florida appendix removal surgery.
     
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    Maybe his rape dungeon was full.
     
    #217 toytoy88, Aug 4, 2016
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    No, but that's a good idea. I have scissors.

    I have had all my work done since 10 and I don't get off work until noon. That was fine by me because I was supposed to be alone in the center today. Then our tech guy showed up and now I have to look busy or find more work to do. I think I made the wrong choice because I found more work.
     
    #218 abneretta, Aug 4, 2016
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    You guys ready for some fuckin sports?

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    I can't wait for everyone to get Hep C. It's gonna be awesome.
     
    #219 Crown Royal, Aug 4, 2016
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    In light of the current political climate and unrest in the world I've decided to post a picture of lovely natural
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