Hahahahaha. Dylann Rood was attacked by another inmate. He may as well get used to it, this is his life now until one of them fatally shanks his dumb ass.
The main thing that made it a bigger deal than just grabbing lunch or coffee was the fact that we didn't live close to each other so we were essentially meeting in the middle which equaled a 4 hour drive for each of us. So the morning we were supposed to leave to start our drive (I was up and getting ready), he text me and freaked out. He said "Soonergal, I can't do this!... don't go to DP (city where we were meeting). I'm not at a point in my life where I can do this... I'm very sorry, will call you to explain. DON'T GO TO DP!!" It's evident that he has issues. Hopefully for him, he's getting them worked out. At the end of the day, potential crisis averted. In the meantime, I got married this past weekend and I couldn't be happier!!
I haven't had a cigarette in 5 years and for some reason all week I've been craving one terribly. I haven't even watched any Tarantino movies this week. Am I the only one that wants a cigarette while watching Pulp Fiction? Edited to add: I am now watching Pulp Fiction.
Just think, but for a missed text, you could have been the next Mrs. Ballsack. Jokes. Congratulations! t-minus 16 days before he starts leaving his socks on the furniture.
There is no amount of money I'm unwilling to bet that that text message was actually sent by one of his victims on her way out the door after chewing through her restraints.
I've been left unsupervised this afternoon (my husband took the kids with him) and so far I have watched Pulp Fiction, listened to music, and pretty much just wasted the whole afternoon. Perhaps I should have been cleaning the house or doing something productive but since when do I do the things I'm supposed to do? My song of the day is:
I will soon be having a day like yours, ab. Husband is out of town 'til Monday. Woot woot! Time to do single girl shit to my heart's content!
I miss single girl shit. I just want to sit around and eat chips and guac, damn it. Instead I just ordered two tickets to see the Avett Brothers in Wichita in October. That's only 3.5 hours away. Oops. Oh well, if the husband won't go with me I'll get a friend to tag along.
So far it entails snuggling with the cat and watching Gilmore Girls. Drinks and pizza come tomorrow after work.
I always thought that it was the women keeping the men from doing the things they really want to be doing. Is this a real thing that ladies have to wait until their men are gone to do things? What kind of man doesn't want to sit around eating chips and guac? Interesting....
It's not so much that he impedes the chip and guacing...it's just the space. I like having the place to myself without having to say a word or even pretend to listen. He's awesome and all, but Guy Trips are as enjoyable for me as they are for him. I love having my hermit me time.
It goes both ways @zzr, both ways. My husband doesn't like It's Always Sunny "because they're all terrible people", like that's a bad thing and not the exact reason I like the show. The man doesn't like concerts. He would not respect the fact that I've had a drink or two, knowing that I have several hours until he and the children get home. I've always joked that I'm the man in our relationship and the longer we've been together the more that theory has been proven correct. Maybe I'm the asshole, but that's been true since we've known each other so it's probably not going to change now.
Just to clarify, that sentence does not come into play in our sexual relationship where I am most definitely the female participant. On this board I feel like that needs to be explained.
So, your husband leaves town and you immediately post a picture of yourself playing with your pussy? Nice. Ab, Tx. has set the bar high. Good luck.