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7/29/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 29, 2016.

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  1. abneretta

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    Don't tempt me.
     
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    No sleeves, no shits given.

    Just sayin.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    It's the only beer I've ever refused even when it was cold and free.

    And yet, after a year of trial and mostly error, their non-alcoholic beer is one of the few I now drink with pleasure (it's better than their alcoholic version; as in, the NA stuff actually tastes objectively GOOD). And while I'm taking the year-long, cautious, beach entry approach to the world that is "real" beer, I still consistently drink the Busch NA beer like 3 a day. It's just fucking refreshing, like water with a hint of something that should be beer. It's the LaCroix of beer.

    Their alcoholic version though? I'd rather drink warm piss.
     

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    Busch Light is 100% better than Natty Light. I'd rather never drink Busch Light but it seems to be the beer of choice around here, every wedding that has a keg has a keg of Busch Light. It's not my favorite cheap beer but it's not terrible. I can't stomach Natty though.
     
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    Nah. You have a tumour.
     
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    It's funny because it's true.
     
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    I love when Nett quotes himself, it's like the good old days in here!
     
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    I love it when you get drunk and pregnant around here. Just like the good old days.
     
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    Tumour. Is that French?
     
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    That's funny - same judge: https://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/rant-rave-thread.6/page-1025#post-560425

    Sorry for going back a couple pages but y'all are moving fast tonight.

    And Malbec, where have you been all my life?
     
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    In America we call it an abscess with cheese.
     
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    I may be drunk (I'm not) but I will never get pregnant again. Mark my words.
     
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    I didn't just jinx myself did I? God damn it.
     
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    I recently used the term "drunk as a skunk." And then I realized that was kinda shitty and not accurate, because I didn't actually know the base meaning of the phrase I used. And yet I've probably said "drunk as a skunk" well over a thousand times (especially in my family).

    Turns out, "drunk as a skunk" actually relates to the natural feeding habits of skunks. Skunks, while they are omnivores, they will eat almost anything. Scent mainly guides them. And few things are as smelly (and produce the smell for as long) as fermenting fruit. The main cause of this is berries and fruits which have fallen from trees, mixed with wild yeasts, and then become fermented and thus alcoholic. So the skunks get this and thus become drunk.

    Here's a great example of a drunk skunk.

    And since I'm on the interesting topic of animals being insane, here's some fun stuff about ducks:

    Told you.
     
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    You got you a semi on the front lawn, and are running around swearing while not wearing any sleeves or a bra.

    You be a woman in heat and will be fighting off the suitors, I'm thinking.
     
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    I had sleeves on until a short time ago, thank you very much. Now it's none of your business what I'm sleeping in or not in.

    I am a big fan of birth control, sir. I recommend everyone look into it in some form. I have two kids and I love them dearly but I do not need a third, hence the IUD and other methods to make sure there are no accidents. I would have got my tubes tied during my last c-section but my husband thought we may want another one. Two and a half years later, I definitely don't.
     
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    Uh, not to be indelicate, but you did have health class in high school, right?
     
  18. abneretta

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    I actually don't think so. I went to a church school until 8th grade and I don't think I took health in high school.

    I do, however, have a pretty good concept of the birds and the bees. Lots of practice and only two on purpose kids to show for it. My odds are pretty good so far.

    I feel like I'm way too comfortable talking about my reproductive issues with you idiots.
     
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    The likelihood is low with your husband out of town. . . But with the semi AND no sleeves in a town of 1200? That may cancel out. Good luck.
     
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    Up until recently you were happy with showing us... talking is a step down.
     
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