Touché. If it weren't for my spawn I'd probably still be sharing pictures, but I guess talking will have to do.
Yeah, my wife had the same argument until she went on a girls' trip and a bunch of dudes hit on her and then she realized maybe I was right. You know what's hot? Women. You know what's hotter -- regardless of body shape? Women who act comfortable in their own skin. It's not what you wear, it's how you rock it.
Best statement about women I may have ever heard Revenge. I am not going to lie. I am going to steal it.
From a girlie viewpoint, I read ab's statement differently. It is not that she is ashamed of her post 2 kid body, just that she feels it's less appropriate for a mother of 2 to be sharing body pics than she did as a non-mommy.
That's exactly how I meant it. You guys will be glad to know that a guy at work asked me if I was giving up my dream of being an over the road trucker. God damn front yard car lot.
One part of this trans movement is interesting to me is that female to male trans start taking testosterone and then start confirming the nonstop almost invasive thoughts of fucking and nakedness that guys live with. Dr Drew said he interviewed Chaz Bono once and said after starting therapy he couldn't stop staring at tits. Welcome to our world motha fuckas! We seriously just spent a a page and a half trying to talk a mother of two into showing a group of complete strangers her tits. It's the power of testosterone.... And magic of tittays.
And failed! <sad trombone> Losers, all of you. Not me, though. I have no interest in seeing boobs. Lol, I almost typed that whole thing without cracking up.
I've always said that the beauty industry is not in any way related to being attractive to men; it's about being attractive to other women. I can't recall a guy I've ever met who harshly judged women's bodies. Sure, there are some "People of Walmart" outliers, but almost universally when you ask a straight male, "Would you fuck her?" the answer is, "Yes." It's in the same vein as lingerie. It might be marketed as being sexy, but if you showed up wearing it the first thing any guy would do would be to take it off. The beauty industry is all about us catty women and the ideals we create.
So, I have a work function this weekend and I have been informed that there is an 85% chance that one of the old Italian sales guys is going to spontaneously stand up and start singing opera "because the mood hit". He has done this at former work events, training sessions and one fucking sales meeting. I admire his moxie, but I've also been told that he's not a good singer - just enthusiastic. I need a reaction to this if and when it happens. Spontaneous applause? Should I get up and dance? Sing along? Sing harmony?
That'll be easy to manage. I bite my lip hard when I'm embarrassed (either for myself or for someone else). If this goes the way I fear, I'll bite right through my own flesh.
Does it have to be my shit? I'm wearing a nice dress. It's a gala dinner. I'm not going to pop a squat and dump in my hand at a gala. Not until dinner is over, anyway.
Can you carry one of those mini keyboards like Radio Shack used to sell, that has the drum beats built in? And, then join him by playing along. And, then change it to polka style, encouraging everyone to clap along.
Well no one is asking you lift up your dress and have a violent flood of diarrhea in the middle of the dance floor. But one solid poop flung in his direction ought to do it.
I don't like the pressure of having to produce a solid-consistency appropriate-sized fece on command.
The direction this thread is taking, I fully expect Bewildered to chime in any moment. Also, it been a bad week for shit bags. Someone punched George Zimmerman in the face in a restaurant.
The right amount of pressure is exactly what is needed, actually. Kind of like how diamonds are made over thousands of years of concentrated pressure.