No the first one was on purpose. I've worked in preschool for far too long, it's the perfect form of birth control. People don't realize how expensive (financially and emotionally) children are.
I roasted my own coffee today from green blue mountain beans today. I then made the coffee in a French press. This must be what a hipster feels like.
Ive heard of this roast battle stuff endlessly on Joe Rogan's podcast. Seems like it could be a good idea, the sound effects and dudes running around the stage like semi hype men is lame. I won't shit on Ranazizzzizizi too much, lots of comics just practice an act until it looks natural and aren't good when confronted with hecklers and off the cuff stuff. George Carlin was known for repeated takes of jokes he felt didn't land right when filming specials.
Low profile tires look and perform great, but they are a bitch to mount. I had to put a set of them on a Harley-Davidson F150 today, and they gave me trouble at every turn. On the plus side: 1) A guy brought in a '68 Chevy Nova to have a bunch of small things done to it; when it's done, I'll get to "test drive" it. 2) Jungle Julia is coming over in a little while. Spoiler This isn't her, but she sure looks good.
Ok, time for VI's Saturday Night Lost Hit. This week: I've never been a fan of this band, but this song was great. Carry on.
Oh, I forgot this one, in before toytoy: Yes, I posted two times in a row. Sue me, and service can be effectuated at: 666 Mephistopheles Lane Satan's Taint, Hades 666-66 In other words, fuck off.
Talk about helpless. I just heard that unmistakable "car wreck" metal crunching sound. Came from our property line. It was a high revving engine, followed by the sound of metal crunching onto itself and a thud. Finally got into contact with everyone on our ranch and they're ok (albeit drunk, with their own problems, on the other side of the property). So someone on the adjacent ranch is in a world of shit right now. Except if I called 911 all I'd be doing is basically be wasting resources (and possibly getting someone in trouble who is fine) because I have no clue where their entrance is, all I have is a general direction of where the sound came from, and I haven't heard any yelling or seen any flames since then. About a year ago someone got into a wreck on the street near our property and they were unfortunately burned alive. We tried all we could with our fire extinguishers waiting on EMS, but they took the turn too fast, the fire was too bad by the time we got there, and we would have put ourselves in mortal danger if we went into the fire to pull them out. I'll never forget the sight of seeing someone being burned alive and being helpless to save them. I hope this is not the case tonight. Talk about helpless.
Streets in the country are weird. There's a lot of locked gates to get onto that property (it's owned by one of the descendants of the people from the Coca-Cola family). So you basically have one gated entrance, then a dozen gates that go onto ranches off of that, and any one of those ranches could lead into other ones. A lot of private roads and crap. Calling 911 and saying "it came from _____" property would lead them in the general direction of something the size of a small county.
Based upon the amount and randomness of the gunshots I heard coming from there at all hours, if I was a betting man the safe bet is that they were all shitfaced. So yeah, drunk thread. But shitfaced driving means you're safe right dixie?
Is it too early to get buzzed? I got called off work while waiting in line for coffee goodness. "Is it too late to call you off? Would you like to stay home today?" No, it's never too late. Even if I'm already parked and in the building, it's not too late. Wish I had some Bailey's. Last night we drove my parents around the neighborhood where we want to buy a house...I was bracing myself for criticism and ridiculousness. They actually loved it and started discussing the easiest route from their house. WTF? I'll take it.
Bahaha oh Jesus, the irony of this call out is brilliant. Getting slammed for safe practices by a man who literally shot himself.
One of my favorite youtubes by the way. No harm no foul. One of the things I like about this board, everyone has thick skin and appreciates jokes; even dixie always follows up with me like in a pm laughing about it. At any rate, I'm smoking two racks of babybacks today and I just realized I have never made homemade mashed potatoes that was requested as a side. First thing's first, pan cooking a pound of bacon to break up into the potatoes, gonna use the grease from that to make borracho beans (which I have done before).
His intro is what truly makes that video one of the best, but he no doubt has a broken tailbone (welcome to hell). No different than hitting concrete.