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7/31/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 31, 2015.

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  1. Juice

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    First Friday night I've had to myself in 6 months. No going out. No one here. It's nice.

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    Opened my smoker to find a bird's nest and a half dozen eggs in the fire box.

    Shit. I was gonna use it this weekend.

    Now I'm afraid if I light it up it's only a matter of time until I start getting twitter and facebook death threats, media staking out my place of business, and someone giving my address to Dixie.
     
    #23 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 31, 2015
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    If they're English sparrow or European starling eggs, no penalty for a homeowner killing them. Do you know what they are in terms of species?
     
    #24 CanisDirus, Jul 31, 2015
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    I work on the top floor as well, 13th. I tend to find it more annoying when there are many stops before I get to my destination. I start to feel seasick after awhile. Obviously I have no control over it if I'm going down (TWSS), but in the mornings my rule is that if more than two other people get on, I will wait for the next one. Of course there are the mouth breathers that get on in the middle of the building to go one floor, so then that makes two completely unnecessary stops.
     
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    I'll pay $55,000 to come and kill those birds myself.
     
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    Don't know what species. They are different colors, have spots on them, and there is some type of collar around the nest that won't stop beeping. Does that help?

    I'll take a picture of them tomorrow.
     
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    Here's hoping you don't lure them out with a carcass.
     
    #28 CanisDirus, Jul 31, 2015
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    Dude! You have an Eagle infestation!

    Kill them!
     
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    What's the best method for bird egg removal? Cross bow? Cannon?
     
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    Beheading.
     
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    You're approaching this opportunity all wrong. You have free eggs, feral hogs, armadillos, and possums.

    I'm thinking drive-thru roadside breakfast stand.

    I can just see the sign:

    ROTN BREAKFAST
    (Not roadkill)
     
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    Just be sure to let one live so it can go tell the others what happened, and bird minstrels will sing the tragic tale for bird-generations to come.
     
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    They're eggs. What's the problem?
     
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    Looks like there might be something to rumors surrounding subways Jared.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-subpoenae-subway-jared-fogles-text-2015-7

    Apparently he admitted over text to finding a 16 year old on craigslist for sex and was also trying to get a woman he was seeing to hook up a threesome with her underage cousin.
    She apparently warned subway back in 2008 that he shouldn't be interacting with young people. This might explain why subway was so quick to drop him.
     
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