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7/31/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 31, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    My best friend is a die-hard Eagles fan. He went to Philly to see the Eagles play the Falcons, which are his son's favourite team-- who of course wore his Falcons jersey right into Assholingtonville. He was giddy days leading up to it, he never misses a game, a down. If you call him during a game he simply says into the phone that he'll kill you and then hangs up. Well, he ended up having to knock out a fellow Eagles fan at the Linc' because some fat, drunk lout wouldn't stop screaming obscenities in his son's face when the Eagles won. His son was ten years old at the time.

    Usually a city has shitty fans in one sport, but Philly seems to have them in all four major sports. Need I remind you the Phillies fan intentionally vomiting on a five-year-old-girl. You cannot beat that. You would have to run onto the field and sodomize a newborn to stoop any lower than that.
     
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  2. dixiebandit69

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    I'm surprised they didn't start throwing stuff at him.
    Jim Goad, on of my favorite journalists, is a native of Philadelphia, and he's written a lot about that city over the years, calling it "The angriest city in America":

    http://streetcarnage.com/blog/10-things-to-do-in-philly/

    (fun fact: if any of you have ever wondered what I sound like in real life, Goad's voice and mine are uncannily similar. Click the link in the text of that article to hear his corrected speech pattern, and I sound pretty much the same. I've fooled some of my friends with that clip. There's also a lot of footage of him on youtube.)
     
    #62 dixiebandit69, Aug 2, 2015
  3. zyron

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    Philly fans would never, just look how happy they are celebrating a World Series win.

     
    #63 zyron, Aug 2, 2015
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I've been to Philly. I had a great time. I must've gone to the wrong spots.
     
    #64 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 2, 2015
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    I considered going to philly for a Phillies game with The Husband while I'm on maternity leave but...fuck that. I want to...but that city is worse than Baltimore. And I fucking Hhhhhaaaaaaaatttteeeee Baltimore.
     
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  6. TX.

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    Anyone else watching "Wet Hot American Summer" on Netflix? I'm liking it allllllllmost as much as the movie.
     
    #66 TX., Aug 2, 2015
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    I'll take things hitchBOT was not programmed to say for $400 Alex.
     
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  8. Currer Bell

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    This weekend was cray. I got to see Billy Boyd be extremely charming and Scottish. Milo Ventimiglia had a beard and flexy biceps and pretended like the people at the mic weren't asking the same question over and over. William Shatner actually heckled the nervous nerds trying to ask him questions - the one who was a straight up cripple was lobbing it back to him. And then I got to gush lame shit at Billie Piper as she signed my banana.
     
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    I just came.
     
    #69 Nettdata, Aug 3, 2015
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    You just wish you could whip it out in front of her and not get kicked out like currer.
     
    #70 wexton, Aug 3, 2015
  11. Nettdata

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    I'm old enough that I don't care if I get kicked out.
     
    #71 Nettdata, Aug 3, 2015
  12. Juice

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    #RobotLivesMatter
     
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  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Great, Juice. All the kids that visit TiB will now be emotionally scarred.
     
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    RIP, Hitchbot.

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is on TV. Personally, my favourite in the franchise. One of my buddies' girlfriends went on a tirade a few years back about how Crystal Skull was the best Indy movie. I'm pretty sure he dumped her over that statement.
     
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  15. Revengeofthenerds

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    Did they destroy the tracking collar too?
     
    #75 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 3, 2015
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    Happy BC Day!

    Here's to long weekends.
     
    #76 Nettdata, Aug 3, 2015
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    I'd certainly hope he did.
     
    #77 Nothingdoing, Aug 3, 2015
  18. dixiebandit69

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    #78 dixiebandit69, Aug 3, 2015
  19. Revengeofthenerds

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    Dude that's old news. Although I guess you have a lot of catching up to do since you were in the clink. You know they discontinued Internet Explorer right? And tablets are now a thing.
     
    #79 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 3, 2015
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