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7/7/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 7, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    Step up and post something more up to par. I'm just a simple Midwestern guy who's sheltered from the more exotic and excitIng porn out there.

    Edit:

    I think I maybe just sharted myself, thankfully I'm not at work or any other public place. Hopefully no one masturbates to the thought of me shitting myself.
     
    #181 toddamus, Jul 14, 2017
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  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Too late.
     
    #182 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 14, 2017
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    As I was getting ready this morning, I felt the rumbles of a shotgun shit coming on, and had a serious debate with myself about whether or not I should risk trying to make it to the office and poop while on the clock. These are the aspects of adulthood that nobody ever really prepares you for.
     
    #183 Clutch, Jul 14, 2017
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    No, I'm still here occasionally these days.

    This is almost certainly 'shopped, but I don't care:

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    #184 dixiebandit69, Jul 14, 2017
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    ALMOST certainly?? What was the part you were not certain about?

    That looks like a bootleg mspaint blurring of cellulite.
     
    #185 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 14, 2017
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    I'm currently sitting on my kitchen island drinking straight bourbon and listening to music.

    I'm pretty sure this is the American dream.
     
    #187 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
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    There are just a ton of fireflies out tonight. Seems like for the last couple of weeks our neighbourhood has been inundated with the things... the cat is going nuts chasing them around the back yard.

    (Let's hear it for a fucking wild Friday night, amIright?)
     
    #188 Nettdata, Jul 14, 2017
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    Okay, I have two ice cubes in my bourbon.

    You caught me.
     
    #189 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
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    I'm a big bourbon fan. With a couple of cubes it's sublime. I think you and I would get along splendidly.
     
    #190 Misanthropic, Jul 14, 2017
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    I'm drinking Knob Creek tonight.
     
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    I love Knob Creek. Nice notes of caramel, with some smokiness at a good price. I've had some pricier bourbons but I don't think they're worth the extra cost. At least not in the quantities I consume it.
     
    #192 Misanthropic, Jul 14, 2017
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    It's been a bit before I've enjoyed more than a teensy bit of whiskey or bourbon in a single night.

    I'm not badass enough to drink this much bourbon. Just saying.

    As I go ahead and finish this last glass.
     
    #193 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
  14. abneretta

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    Also, it's fucking 10 PM on a Friday night. Where is everyone?

    Apparently everyone is married with kids now and nobody's around on the one Friday night I'm getting wrecked?

    No fair.

    (Also married with children, but I'm here god damn it.)
     
    #194 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
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    You always seem to be running out of booze around here...

    I'm enjoying a bit of a nice single malt with ice while watching some racing on the deck... just a simple relaxing night.
     
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    I'm not running out. I have at least 1/3 of the bottle left.

    I'm just saying I'm not hardcore enough to drink much more.

    I'm nothing if not honest.
     
    #196 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
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    My kid is next to me watching Netflix as I imbibe. She's 13. I like to think I'm setting a good example.
     
    #197 Misanthropic, Jul 14, 2017
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    I have so much extra Bud Light from the wedding, I'm just drinking them.

    Getting rid of the cheap shit before I get to my friend's hard cider.
     
    #198 NatCH, Jul 14, 2017
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    I'd feel bad about having an 18 pack of Bud Light in the basement fridge but I have an 18 pack of Bud Light downstairs.

    I can't help that it's my go-to cheap beer.
     
    #199 abneretta, Jul 14, 2017
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    Just got back from the "I Love The 90's" concert. What an awesome time. Everybody was drunk, dancing and loving it. Salt N Pepa absolutely killed it.
     
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