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7/7/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 7, 2017.

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  1. abneretta

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    Keep the political shit out pen here.

    For the love of Christ.
     
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    I'm not a mod but I'm drunk and god damn it I used to love this place.
     
    #222 abneretta, Jul 16, 2017
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    Titties!!!!
     
    #223 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 16, 2017
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    As long as it's the kind where you get to bang everyone's wife.

    On August 21 2017 our God, Lucky the Leprechaun, will jump out from his enchanted prison box of Lucky Charms and take us to Magicland.
     
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    It amazing how eclipses are considered a sign from God, considering God has never predicted them yet scientists can.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Why else would I start a cult?
     
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    Personally I'd start a cult to cherry pick the women and to make a fuck ton of money.
     
    #227 toddamus, Jul 16, 2017
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    That's exactly what religions are invented (cough Scientology cough) for, but your cult won't become a religion until you die.
     
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    I'm fine with that so long as I get to spend all the constituents money while I'm alive on extravagant frivolous things
     
    #229 toddamus, Jul 16, 2017
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    I got kicked out of a bar last night.

    Check that one off the bucket list.
     
    #230 abneretta, Jul 16, 2017
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    Geez, y'all are actually out there tearing shit up. I want to hear about more debauchery! How did you get kicked out?
     
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    I went to the Power and Light district last night with a couple friends for one of their birthdays.

    We ran into someone from back home and we were dancing. Well he gets the bright idea to go up in the VIP area, or whatever, where everyone was dancing. Drunk me thinks that's a great idea and we just hop on up, only to be escorted out.

    So we wandered around and most of the other bars wouldn't let anyone in because it was after 2 but we found one that let us in and stayed their until my friends texted to to make sure I was still alive.
     
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    I also rode the mechanical bull.

    I feel like I should mention that.
     
    #233 abneretta, Jul 16, 2017
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    That's better than Hubbard, who spent his on shitty boats where he could fuck 13 year old girls and be a junkie on the freedom of open water.

    You're nobody until you're Clear.
     
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    It's my birthday. In a related matter, I've been drinking for quite some time. Somehow screaming "ALL MUST CELEBRATE THE CHILD BORN OF PROPHECY'S ANNIVERSARY OF EXISTENCE!" has not random women to tear off their shirts. Go figure.
     
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    Game of Thrones is coming back today, you should have announced yourself as "The Prince who was Promised"
     
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    You know there are places where you can go where you can pay women to take their shirts off?
     
    #237 toddamus, Jul 16, 2017
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    Really?? I had no idea. Tell me more.
     
    #238 dieformetal, Jul 16, 2017
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    It's my birthday too! I'm also drinking. Going around town hitting up various breweries until I can't feel feelings anymore. Also, I've never seen a single episode of GoT and I honestly couldn't care less about it.
     
    #239 jdoogie, Jul 16, 2017
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    This will be the first episode I miss. Our TV is no longer compatible with HBOGo, and we didn't figure out something else in time. Oh well.
     
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