I've thought about as long as it took for me to realize it ends with a hot load in your mouth. Funny Hicks joke, Im guess a whole lot of dudes would feel the same way about not wanting their own warm semen in their mouth. Plus I mean what's worse than having someone stop just as you start to climax? You'd have to finish, have to take your own hot steamy load.
I wanna say it was Ron Jeremy(?) that once said in an interview that when he still had the ability to actually do it, it felt more like you were sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
I don't know about Ron Jeremy, but Nom said that here at TiB when it came up before. I am not flexible enough* or endowed enough to ever find out though. If I could do it, I'd at least take my own steamy load once. How bad can it be? I just always assumed it tastes like nectar from the gods. I'm not sure it's very steamy, though. Just because I took my own load doesn't mean I'm interested in taking any others. I don't see the big deal. I touch my own dick all the time, feel it erect and warm. It doesn't mean I want to touch anyone else's. *By "not flexible enough" I mean my gut gets in the way.
Anytime blowjob? Reduction in blisters? Break from boredom? Demonstrating when the girl's got bad technique? In the elevator, but don't have a sock handy?
Still not sold, and after my back injury today, I might stick to the classic. Demonstrating to a girl who's willing to suck your dick how she could be doing better, maybe not the best idea.
What in the actual fuck? Maybe I have some sort of phobia or too much of a prude, but taking my load into my own mouth rates up there with would I rather die by fire or drowning?
Let's not pretend that if you had the flexibility of your cat you wouldn't be stuck inside tongue brushing yourself more often than not.
If anyone here is serious that they'd be willing to take one of their own loads, they are the weirdest person on this board, no question. We had the snowball question a while back and thats a different topic altogether. I have to imagine someone on here has been snowballed. Doesn't sound like fun. I think the topic last time was more about would you kiss your girl after she blew you and swallowed.
I can see that - like, you're afraid you'd like it? Maybe I don't care because it's more likely I would die by fire. I can't do it anyway. It's not like I plan on jerking it into a glass and tossing one back. I just figured if I was blowing myself, I should have the courtesy to finish.
Oh absolutely I would. It's just that for every use of the phrase "warm, erect penis" there's been a "hot, steamy load" tossed around and it's all very confusing for my yoni. WHY IS YOUR JIZZ STEAMING?
Maybe it comes out REALLY fast and they're confusing a vapor trail with steam? Or, maybe they jerk it in the snow, a lot. Sometimes mine has sparkles and rainbows, but I've never seen it steam.
Or maybe...hear me out...they're chemtrails and the government is making you all gayer and gayer with each orgasm.