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7/7/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 7, 2017.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    If you are a guy ok with swallowing steamy loads you don't need the government poisoning you, you're gay.

    Semen to me is biblically evil and needs to be exorcized from the body like Linda Blair. It causes the near constant invasive sexual thoughts, leads to irritability and irrational thinking. I don't mind much what's done with it once it's out of my body, just get it out and don't return it. Blowjobs make the voices go away.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Oh please... chem trails are so passe.

    It's all about biochem trails now.
     
  3. Juice

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    Or in audrey's case, just make sure its combined with vomit for maximum pleasure.
     
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    Don't forget the enhancements a nice Hugo Boss wardrobe provides...

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  5. toddamus

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    Its a foot read the caption, count the toes
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    Eh, I was looking at it on my phone, didn't realize there wasn't a thumb in there.

    That looks painful as fuck.
     
  7. toddamus

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    Maybe there is one frontier for ShoeNice to cross...(which he probably has by now)

    The HotShot


    ...Looking him up there is a rumor he's dead? Hard to verify if its true or not.
     
  8. toddamus

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    Kelly Slater said he got slammed by a wave and it bent that middle toe all the way back on top of his foot and as you can see its not attached and in the wrong place now
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    I would think fewer and fewer orgasms would make you gayer. Like, "welp, it looks like women have stopped being interested. Let me try some dudes."
     
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    Sometimes I wonder if this place is losing its mojo.

    Then I stumble onto a conversation that has wandered from how blowjob vomit is the new rimjob, to speculation on just how steamy a load induced by auto-fellatio might be. And I think to myself, ahh, there it is.
     
  11. audreymonroe

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    Just to be clear...you are aware that nowhere in that entire conversation did I say I watch vomit porn myself or enjoy vomity sex, right?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    YOU'RE WELCOME.
     
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    Agree to disagree.
     
  14. toddamus

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    Thats what comes to your mind when you're sucking yourself off and it hits the back of your throat? Weird,

    I'm glad me hurting myself while masturbating brings people such enjoyable conversations.
     
  15. dieformetal

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    Well, there's your problem right there. If you were vomiting on your penis like Audrey wants everyone to do your back would be fine right now.
     
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    How else is he supposed to lubricate?
     
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    With his tears. Duh.
     
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    You know I want to believe you but you're the person who brought all this to our attention. Seems a little odd doesn't it? That you bring it up and saying how its the new up and coming fetish porn but then deny seeing it?

    Btw, I hurt my back not my cock, thank you all for your concern.
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    That post has about 10 awesome names for fantasy football team names.

    Dibs on Blowjob Vomit.
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't think that's what Audrey was saying. She doesn't want everyone to vomit on his penis. She just wants to vomit on his penis.
     
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