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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 7, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    "I did not have sexual relations with that vomit porn..."
     
    #301 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2017
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Lube is for scared little bitched afraid of the Good Kind Of Hurt. The redder the better.
     
    #302 Crown Royal, Jul 17, 2017
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    Is this whole vomit ridden self-induced fellatio your guys' weird initiation into that cult you're starting to try? Because if so, than I'm changing my answer to a solid maybe.
     
    #303 jdoogie, Jul 17, 2017
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    I just wish I was long enough to get a girl to vomit on me. Does anyone know if midgets have "shorter" mouth/throats?
     
    #304 GTE, Jul 17, 2017
  5. toddamus

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    You know as one of the people to join The Movement, I never saw myself as being a part of it myself. But then they got me to give them all my money, passed the rigorous and humiliating initiations and confessions, and now I could not be happier.

    I am so glad I joined
     
    #305 toddamus, Jul 17, 2017
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    Speaking of hot, steamy loads...have I mentioned it's monsoon season here?

    It's currently 107.

    With this:

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    #306 toytoy88, Jul 17, 2017
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    Sorry buddy, your traditional(achondroplasia) midget only has shortened limbs with a normal torso and head, which is why they are so weird looking. However, YOU might vomit on them because why wouldn't you? That shits unnatural.

    But there is hope...
    Majewski’s Osteodysplastic Primordial Dwarfism type II (MOPDII)

    These people are just little overall. And their heads stay tiny. So you can make them vomit. And you get to barf too because face-raping mutants would make me nauseous.
     
    #307 xrayvision, Jul 17, 2017
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    You could just dip your dick in syrup of ipecac right before she goes down on you. Where there's a will there's a way. If you keep the bottle next to the chloroform, it'll be easy to find.
     
    #308 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 17, 2017
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    I got "The New Rimjob."
     
    #309 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 17, 2017
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    Dammit. I was going to claim "Vomit is the new Rimjob". Actually, I'm still going to. You'll concuss yourself at least two or three more times before the season even starts and forget ALL about this interaction.
     
    #310 jdoogie, Jul 17, 2017
  11. Crown Royal

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    We haven't even brought up the shit involving animals yet. To get in you have to fuck yourself a fish.
     
    #311 Crown Royal, Jul 17, 2017
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    Nah, leave them guessing. What is the new rimjob? Sucking yourself off? Toothy blowjobs? Pubic hair braiding? Let them try all kinds of crazy shit to figure it out.

    Nope, it's just vomit. Regular old vomit.
     
    #312 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 17, 2017
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    Time zones are wonderful things. The conversation topics some people have late at night are read during breakfast on the other side of the world. I may have to either get used to the topics or delay catching up on things till after I've had breakfast.
     
    #313 greybeard, Jul 17, 2017
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    Would you like one of our pamphlets? They could change your life
     
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    You should stay. We also have boobs.
     
    #317 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 17, 2017
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    I really think you should clarify that.
     
    #318 toddamus, Jul 17, 2017
  19. shegirl

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    I have never puked on a penis. I have however puked what was left in my mouth after finishing him off. That shit is nasty. Truth.

    There, now I feel like part of the group.
     
    #319 shegirl, Jul 18, 2017
  20. Nettdata

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    I think your selection criteria may have something to do with that...

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    #320 Nettdata, Jul 18, 2017
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