All I'm saying is that I think within the year if you do a search for "blowjob" on a porn site a lot more of the results are going to start including vomit, and then eventually that'll lead to vomit porn just being a totally casual thing. It's already happening in kinkier-but-not-intentionally-vomity searches. That's what happened with all the incest stuff. You'd do a search completely unrelated to incest, you'd pick a video, then halfway through you realize they're calling each other sister and brother and you're like "oh what the fuck I don't want to watch this." Now you search "threesome" and half of the results are STEPDAD AND STEPBROTHER TEAM UP TO FUCK STEPDAUGHTER SENSELESS. Look, I know the average poster here can still get off to heavily airbrushed Playboy photos of extremely generic women just standing in a nice bedroom but I'm just spouting pretty pat ideas about how "internet porn is getting more and more extreme over time."
Oh please... I'd love to spend hours telling you how wrong you are, but I have to go renew my subscription to https://cakefarts.org
I dunno. Maybe it's just me but the idea of making a blowjob miserable for the person doing it is not a great way to get successive blowjobs. Plus being covered in vomit is gross. Can't wait till puking is mainstream... Dude 1: dude! I totally got head last night! It was awesome. Dude 2: did she barf on your nuts, the way god intended??! Dude 1: wut? Dude 2: isn't that the whole point? Dude 1: is that what happens to YOU?
See, you get it. One of the things I will forever be mad about was when an ex tried to convince me that when we were having sex the night before when we were really drunk I puked on his dick. For the most part I figured he was joking, but he was going with it for so long that I started doubting myself and there were definitely a few minutes when I believed him and I was SO UPSET and embarrassed. But really I should've just said I was ahead of my time.
Thats gotta burn. Stomach acid is strong right? Can't imagine that being on top of the gold member being a good time. Who was it on here who shit the bed? I think it was Angel or RotN
It was nearly ten years ago and in the guy's dorm so it pre-dated my cat by a while. But he does definitely judge me now.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any harder to get a girl to decide what she wants to do for dinner, now you're telling me she's going to have to consider how it'll affect the consistency of her vomit later on in the evening if I were to get lucky? That brings up a whole new set of questions...
What the shit is going on in here now? Apparently I am right on topic. A lady died in St Marteen while standing at the end of the runway. A jet reeved it's engine just before takeoff. The blast from that threw her back into a concrete barrier and she died. Happy vacation.
It depends. Stomach acid itself is very caustic. But once mixed with a nice evening meal from earlier that you spent money on to earn the beej, its probably a bit neutralized. McDonald's and mucus have a way of taming the acid.
She was almost 60 and doing something stupid. For most people it's not really that dangerous (except if/when something goes wrong with the aircraft), but sometimes people just don't know their limitations and it bites them in the ass. Happens all the time: http://globalnews.ca/news/2509299/w...y-sweeps-elderly-couple-out-to-sea-in-france/ Still a better story than how Michael Hutchense went out.
Ok so mental note, after dinner be sure to give her tums. Can't imagine that conversation going well. -Here take these What are they? -Just tums, so that way when you puke on my cock later it doesn't burn my penis
Well. In light of this disturbing new trend, I guess it's safe to assume all you can eat spaghetti buffets are probably a bad idea for dates?
Can restaurants start pitching food for the vomitron trend? "This dry aged steak will later bring up a heavy, dark aroma that is fitting for some vomiting by a roaring fire whereas the poached Chilean seabass will bring a lighter, floral ambiance that will pair well with open windows and a nice evening breeze.
They should take "accountability" out of the fucking dictionary. It doesn't exist. Is literally impossible for someone to admit that they're an asshole? From faking aspergers to "That's not the REAL me!" to saying you were roofied in a fucking COMEDY CLUB, there is a disturbing trend that's gaining momentum in where lying pricks simply refuse to admit that they're lightweight pieces of shit after getting caught on film: http://nypost.com/2017/06/06/fired-tv-reporter-says-shes-ruined-after-ugly-rant/ Alcohol removes the mask, the end. It doesn't create alter egos or multiple personalities. It simply reveals the true you.