For me, these days, it's plucking nose and ear hairs. At least I have no grey pubes yet... that will be a depressing day.
I hadn't even thought of that horrifying eventuality. The hair on my head has gone pretty much grey, but none of my body hair....other then an occasional stray eyebrow hair. I swear those things grow 2" overnight and the next morning I'm all "Where the fuck did that thing come from? "
There is nothing on God's green earth that a man treasures more than his silky, luxurious chestnut bush.
Even when something goes horribly, horribly wrong? Spoiler You really don't want to see this Spoiler I warned you....
Me looking at that photo: Apparently there is a hipster doucheking running around downtown wearing an Indian headdress who goes into bars to drink the dregs of people's drinks before the glasses can be removed from the table. That... is the lowest fucking thing I have ever heard. I will hopefully snag a picture.
I'm not concerned about the headdress. That's just icing on the poop cake. What kind of a scumfuck goes about drinking random strangers' drinks. I'm seriously gagging at the thought. That is finding bottom, then digging for China. One must consider how much he spent on that head gear that he can't afford a $2.50 beer. "None for me. I'll just have this last swig of Jack and Ginger with a stubbed out Parliament at the bottom."