I'm kind of wondering what the women on here prefer, do they like their men hairless like they day they were born or do they like some hair to show they're a man. I may or may not be exhausted and mostly drunk, insomnia sucks.
I like my mens hairy but to be honest I could not tell you what the pube situation was for any dick I've ever seen. It just does not register and/or stick in my mind for whatever reason.
I used to work with a lady who'd do that. She got caught doing it at a company party. As in, multiple people caught her, and she kept on keeping on. She didn't last very long.
Just encountered it last night at my Friday night skate. Some guy was not able to put his phone down because of it. Kind of weird that grown people are going across town to get pokemons. Not my thing but the guy really seemed to be enjoying it. As for drinking half drunk beers at empty tables, thats just disgusting.
I have very dark hair and sensitive skin so it took child/teenage me years to figure out a regime that removed hair and didn't destroy my skin. I tried Nair. Oh, I tried Nair HARD. If I left it on the recommended amount of time, and it didn't remove any hair and mildly irritated my legs. If I left it on a little longer, about 25% of my hairs basically broke off halfway up the shaft and my legs were covered in chemical burns. YAY! I cannot imagine using that product on my pubes. Talk about giving myself a reason to kill myself. If my groin was on fire like that I might contemplate my options.
There was someone on here who posted once about using nair to manscape. I don't think it went as he planned. I once forgot to wash my hands after cutting habaneros and then went to the bathroom, the nair burn can't be much worse than that.
I did get jalapeno pepper juice one time in my eye. The thing about that, as painful as it was....it didn't last long. Super painful, but it only lasted a couple minutes, tops, once I figured out what happened and flushed my eye out really well.
In the dorms there was someone who accidentally sprayed a girls mace and it got in the vents, good time. managed to mace most of floor
My mother-in-law took the kids to the pool so I'm drinking mimosas and watching Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll. I should maybe be ashamed of how much I like Denis Leary, but I fucking love Denis Leary.
This is the euphemism one of my buddies uses for a bowel movement. He uses that variation, but most of the time, he just says, "I had to drop the kids off at the pool." I usually go with "took the Browns to the super bowl," but the pool is a good one. So, that makes your sentence even funnier.
That does make it funnier. Something else that's funny is that it took me four tries to send you a rep because apparently I'm too wordy to stick to 150 characters or less.
Anyway, I see that pubic hair is a topic of conversation, and as I mentioned in the Rant/Rave thread, I need to come up with a less cumbersome name than "the girl with the glorious bush" for my lady-friend. Suggestions so far include: - The Bush, Bushwina, Earth Momma - by Misanthropic - Barbara Bush - by Charles Johnson and NMW (HELL NO. I do not want to associate this woman with the cooze that spawned George W. Bush) - Jungle Woman. Or J-Dubs, for short. - Danger Boy - Lady Front Brush - Clutch Also, zzr had something to say on the issue before he could weigh in with an opinion: "It would help the naming process to see the glorious bush." Believe me, zzr, there's nothing I'd like more than to show-off a picture of what I've been face down/balls deep in these past few weeks, but that would mean I'd have to tell her about this place, and that's not happening. Here is a pretty close likeness from my "favorites" gallery: Spoiler She's got great coverage, but she keeps the hairs trimmed. I appreciate all of the suggestions so far, but I was thinking of either: A) Jungle Julia, or B) The Amazon Queen. Any other suggestions? Comments?
I'm so stoked to be going to get my masters soon. The program is ~65% women. I swear even Durbanite could get laid with those odds. Which makes this bush conversation all the more timely. Seems like the key is to be groomed but too much so.
I've made the executive decision to get drunk tonight. The booze I have on hand is as follows: gin, tequila, an embarrassingly small amount of Crown, triple sec, (dry and sweet) vermouth, wine, and beer. Mixers include orange juice, tonic, grenadine, and one 16.9 oz of Pepsi (what the fuck grocery store, where are my other 3.1 ounces?) So what do I drink tonight? I'm leaning towards gin and tonics but I'm open for suggestions. Oh, and I also just found a bottle of premixed mudslide that I apparently bought when I was feeling extra basic, but a frozen mudslide doesn't sound half bad right now.