An author I follow on Facebook just replied to a comment I made on her post. I'm basically famous now.
You should be able to set up an autograph table at the next World of Wheels or Card show. Toytoy can probably hook you up with a connection.
So over the years living on a farm and working as a fitter machinist I've managed to get all many of non bodily fluids in my eye. Aside from Sodium Hydroxide the worst were probably shaving gel that a mate left under hot water for ten minutes then shot at me like a water pistol and another fuckhead who jammed his deep heat(tiger balm/muscle relaxant) covered fingers in my eye because he thought I was the one responsible for putting it in his underwear.
But what was the worst bodily fluid you got in your eye? The fact that you're so specific leads me to believe that you're holding out on us.
I mentioned that because I know how you jackals operate, the fact you were so quick to reply means I was justified in my choice to be specific.
One of my favorite artists replied to my post on Facebook. I felt famous for 1 minute! Y'all...I just went out to eat and the power went out in the restaurant. Some silly harpy started screaming. A little unnerving. Almost as unnerving as walking through a pitch black parking garage to get back to your car. I live about two miles away from where all of this shit is going down. People are on edge...it's palpable. The only solution is to get drunk. Except I have to work tomorrow. Damnit!
I feel as if it's been a while since there has been a good wahoo. https://jennifermayers.wordpress.co...ing-and-philando-castile-dead-thugs/#comments
Did TiB ever do a Wahoo? I feel like we're all too old and lazy to do a proper one. It reminds me of the epic ones on TMMB tho.
I think Crown organized one or two back in the day. One on a pick up artist message board and one on that Ryan {can't remember his last name} wannabe ultimate fighter guy's website. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm doing gin and tonics with lime... fairly strong ones. I'm drinking out of a plastic kitchenaid mini-blender cup and apparently I'm measuring my gin pours in cups, not ounces. I'm OK with that. What a nice, lazy day. Slept in pretty late and then spent the day building a new work bench in the shop. Just had a shower, poured myself a (big, apparently) gin and tonic, and am hitting the hot tub and watching some F1 qualifying and UFC. All in all it wasn't a bad day... pissed down rain like crazy this morning (enough that it flooded out the local Walmart), but so far it's been hot and humid without any more rain.
And you're so quick to jump on that I can't help but think you've got a "I've got you beat" chambered as a response... so just cut to the chase and spill the load, as it were.
vodka and dabs here. As for pubes, I like my men trimmed. It's ok if they're hairy, as long as they're not a wildlife experience.
Honestly, I don't recall ever having any fluid, bodily or otherwise, in my eyes(saline solution excluded.) I am a drinker though, so there's a good chance I'm mistaken. Especially from 2008-2010, its all a blur. I've been skimming the old drunk threads today because apparently I'm trying to be as unproductive as possible and wow. I don't know if I used to be fun or stupid but damn those were good times.