There's a very good chance. Crown shots, etc. New Years Eve thread 2010, baby September 2011. It just adds up.
I wasn't kidding. You got hammered on Crown and then had some booty call come over and were then freaking out and joking about what happened. Fast forward a few weeks and you were on the wagon and went MIA.
Just to go on record: FUCK Florida and everyone who lives here. They are literally some of the most retarded, socially inept dickheads I have ever met in my life. And that was just Orlando. I hope the entire state falls off into the ocean.
I'm about to go to the pub for a Sunday session. I've been back from the Middle East for a little over two weeks and I think there may have been three days total where I haven't had at least a few beers. Life is good.
I once had a client based on a Coast Guard Air Base in Clearwater... and was on-site about 8 times. What amazed me was that ALL of the advertising was for bail-bondsmen. The entire drive from airport to hotel to base to hotel to airport was nothing but fucking bail-bondsmen. I found that somewhat entertaining... unsettling, but entertaining.
Tampa-Clearwater is a super classy area. I think Clearwater even has the Scientology HQ. Beautiful area really. Known mostly for strip clubs and being an epicenter for pill addiction.
Give all the shit you want to Scientology, but I have huge respect for L. Ron. Hubbard for coming up with a way to fuck over the government and make serious bank while taking advantage of rich idiots.
If you are rich the coastline living is pretty nice. Travel inland at your own risk. God I wish I lived near the ocean though. I'd be fishing every fucking day. A fucking deepfreeze filled with vacuum packed fish.
I lived in New Tampa and went to school briefly at USF. Not the safest area. I just couldn't go south, east, or west of campus at night unless I wanted to look for trouble or hookers.
It's the constant heat and sun. Fries peoples brains. Mix in alcohol and drugs and you got yourself a recipe for Florida.
It's alright, Florida may be crazy but Colorado has mass shootings. Between Columbine and Aurora which happened maybe 20 miles apart, Colorado is good for some fun every now and then. When I was in Tampa the Kacee Anthony trial was going on nearby. I still think she should've fried.
Yup, I'm in Sarasota right now. In the douchbag string of cities. I know Tampa and Clearwater real well, and I would like to light them both on fire. Sarasota is another animal with all the snobby shitty retired fuckwads, but white trash matters(!) I guess. Being here for too long at a stretch makes me want to start snorting pills just to deal with these societal asshairs.
Guys, I think I'm drunk. My kids are asleep but Paw Patrol is still on? Is this not the stupidest cartoon ever (after Caillou)? How is the chicken the smartest character on the entire show?
Fuck no. I have an IUD to prevent such travesties from happening. We're not leaving this to whatever higher being may or may not be looking down on us, we're using good old fashioned science. Two kids are enough kids. People who have more than two kids get my utmost respect because I can hardly keep these two alive without intervention. My husband thinks we need another one but I disagree. In other news, I'm almost out of beer. Is there any credence to the old "beer before liquor" limerick? Because I'm about to dig into the liquor cabinet.
I'm drunk as shit but I cry for this thread. I'm 42 and weighing the options of ordering food vs. cooking. I'm going to cry for myself and all those who follow me.
One of my developers has 5 kids and his wife is expecting twins in a few weeks. I can't even. He rents a basement suite, and his life has to be shit.. and I know what he makes. Again, I can't even.
I almost saw an Outlander spoiler on Facebook. I guess that means I should watch tonight's episode, huh? Oh, Sam Heughan, you magnificent man.