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7/8/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 8, 2016.

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  1. toddamus

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    I'm pretty sure the only thing I could do that would really make my dad with me would be to knock someone up. I just don't have the resources and he's not interested in raising anymore kids. He tells me he loves my nieces but he's kind of over the whole baby thing
     
    #101 toddamus, Jul 9, 2016
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    I dunno. I have the deft touch with the pan and the spatula. I could very well be depriving the world of the cuisine of the future.
     
    #102 Tim, Jul 9, 2016
  3. Nettdata

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    You'll wake up on the couch in a pool of drool with the smoke alarm going off and a fire in the kitchen as you tried to make grilled-cheese sandwiches with the plastic still on the cheese.

    Trust me, order in.
     
    #103 Nettdata, Jul 9, 2016
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    I love how all parents fucking hate Caillou.
     
    #104 NatCH, Jul 9, 2016
  5. abneretta

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    Everyone hates Caillou, except my daughter who thinks it's hilarious that I hate Caillou and tries to turn it on when I'm not paying attention. She's four.
     
    #105 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Beer before liquor, easy to trick her?
     
    #106 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2016
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    I'd say I'm pretty easily tricked right now. Not post-in-the-boobie-thread easy though, but I'm not done drinking yet.
     
    #107 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
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    How about carrot-up-your-ass easy?
     
    #108 Nettdata, Jul 10, 2016
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    Is that a thing? If that's a thing, I've never been that drunk...and I've been pretty drunk.
     
    #109 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
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    Boy, that escalated quickly.
     
    #110 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2016
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    Hey, it's none of our business what Nett is into. Maybe it's a Canadian thing?
     
    #111 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
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    Best party I ever went to... walked into a dark room, turned the lights on, and there was a chick on all fours on the bed, passed out, with a carrot shoved up her ass so you could just see the green leafy top hanging out.

    It's all been down hill since then.
     
    #112 Nettdata, Jul 10, 2016
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    How do you know she hadn't been in there so long that somebody wasn't just growing a carrot in her ass?
     
    #113 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2016
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    It's a shame you peaked so soon. What do you look forward to now?
     
    #114 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
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    I look forward to something that will top that... but I haven't experienced it yet.
     
    #115 Nettdata, Jul 10, 2016
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    Carrot Top?
     
    #116 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2016
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    Shortly after I revealed the omen I couldn't figure out about seeing midgets everywhere I see this article interviewing one about what it's like to live in NYC.

    The omen has returned. I'm scared.
     
    #117 audreymonroe, Jul 10, 2016
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    But, just a little scared.
     
    #118 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2016
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    Damn it. We're watching some stupid movie instead of watching Outlander. I should always be the keeper of the remote. Last night we watched Jurassic World, clearly I have better taste than whatever the fuck we're watching now.
     
    #119 abneretta, Jul 10, 2016
  20. The Village Idiot

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    Ok, another one from the VI 'Deep Cuts From Great Albums' on this Saturday night.

    This week Dream Theater, Images and Words:



    I am a big Prog Rock nerd, so click at your peril.
     
    #120 The Village Idiot, Jul 10, 2016
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