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8/1/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 1, 2014.

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  1. xrayvision

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    I got next.
     
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    The wife is 14 weeks and besides being tired all the time and the tits getting bigger she has no other side effects.

    Kid still looks like a blob on the ultrasound though, I don't know what the hell I am looking at.

    I'd like a daughter, I was such an asshole when I was younger I just don't want to deal with that shit.
     
    #182 Flat_Rate, Aug 5, 2014
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    So we have three expectant parents on this board? It better not be contagious. Like Ebola or something. I'd rather have that.
     
    #183 happyfunball, Aug 5, 2014
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    And the last thing we need right now it's a debate add to whether or not semen can be aerosolized.
     
    #184 ghettoastronaut, Aug 5, 2014
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    Not contagious with me. I took care of that problem 18 years ago. Just saying in case you are looking.
     
    #185 Puffman, Aug 5, 2014
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    Likewise. Just in case someone is looking for a second infertile guy.
     
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    Yea, because teenaged girls are a walk in the fucking park.
     
    #187 xrayvision, Aug 5, 2014
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    You had a tubal ligation? What happened?
     
    #188 Juice, Aug 5, 2014
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    I feel as though a perfectly appropriate response to a man asking for white wine is "do you want tampons with that? "

    Other people disagree, however.
     
    #189 ghettoastronaut, Aug 5, 2014
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    Or perhaps say, a tubal ligation? Just to keep it relevant.

    It's Shark Week! How come I had to find this out on my own?
     
    #191 happyfunball, Aug 5, 2014
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    ... who else is knocked up?
     
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    Yeah but then what if he bops you on the nose and then you're all bloody and he's like, "do you want a tampon for that?"

    You'd prolly feel right silly mate
     
    #193 Nom Chompsky, Aug 5, 2014
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    "Side effects" are bad. Boobs getting bigger are SPECIAL effects.
     
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    My sister is having twins in October.
     
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    You must be a proud daddy
     
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    Not always. I look like I'm smuggling canteloupes in a bandaid. It's awful.
     
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    Two more to toss at unsuspecting tourists. Grab that luggage quick, now!
     
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    I fail to see the problem.
     
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