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8/1/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 1, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Girl's Gone Mild

    Exactly. You fail to see the problem because SOMEBODY fails to post in the boobie thread anymore.
     
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    I won't believe it until I examine some photographic evidence.

    My wife isn't a fan of her new tits, she rocks a sports bra pretty much anytime she can.
     
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    Do you know how to accidentally get drunk on a Tuesday night? I do.

    Send the kids with the husband to the in-laws while you try to finish up varnishing the trim in the house you're remodeling. That's how you get high off of varnish and drunk off of beer. Enough so that you literally spend an hour after you run out of varnish staring at the moon.

    Space is fucking awesome.
     
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    My god. Read this post with banjo music accompanying it, and its perfect.

    I'm sorry. But after the varnish thing I couldn't stop laughing.
     
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    I was listening to country music.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't have any banjo music. I do have some varnish though. I just need some trim, I guess.
     
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    A fume high? Pass on that, dudebrah. That's a one-way ticket to Extreme Nausia City. That how I remember Whippits: a ten second superbuzz followed by ten minutes of sickening headaches.
     
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    I am so incredibly sympathetic if that's your experience with nitrous. I can happily hit nitrous, get buzzed, and go again until I pass out, or if I take it easy enough to stay conscious - all day long. Easily one of my favorite drugs of all time, and the lowest side effect profile of any drug I've done for fun.
     
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    This got reposted in some random Reddit thread. I haven't seen it for ages. Fuck I love it.

     
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    I think he's an irritating stand-up comedian, but he has some of the funniest stories ever.
     
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    In one of my early tech support jobs I was given a dozen old computers and told to make them presentable for deployment. These things were dusty as fuck inside, so the first thing I did was go to town with the canned air. The room I was working in was a glorified closet. Eventually I stood up to go to the bathroom and realized I was high as shit.
     
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    Wasn't there an idiot on Intervention that was addicted to that stuff? She inhaled it and turned into a mouth-breathing megatard in seconds. What's in it that makes people's brains rot?
     
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    "It's like I'm walking on sunshine!" *sffffpppbbbtt*

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    By far my favorite person in the world. Unfortunately she cleaned up and stopped prostituting herself for dust cleaner. No way she doesn't have long term neurological damage.

    Dust cleaner is a refrigerant-based propellant cleaner, containing Difluoroethane. So you're basically freezing lung cells and inhaling an ozone depletion chemial that kills brain cells. God I love people. It's safer to make Jenkem.
     
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    It's so much better with the audio:


    "How much of that stuff do you have?"
    "Your mama."
     
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    I worked at a college lab for a couple of years. One summer the lab director had us cleaning all of the classroom glassware (beakers, flasks etc.) that had been marked up with sharpies and grease pens. To do this, we used 95% ethanol that we had in the lab for other purposes. I realized I was drunk from inhaling the fumes when I tried to stand up to go get more glassware.

    Cleaning the glassware suddenly jumped from a yearly to a weekly priority.
     
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    Who the fuck uses canned air for cleaning out dirty computers? I don't have time for that rinky-dink shit:

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    You people are fucking amateurs. Hire an illegal Mexican, like God intended.

    Then don't pay them, what the fuck are they going to do? Call the cops?
     
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    The comm guys in Iraq were using an air compressor to blow the dust out of computers and found if you blow the air directly onto the cooling fans, you will over-speed the fan and damage it.
     
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    If using an air compressor for that, be sure to use a very low pressure setting and also that you have a good water trap on the line. Otherwise you'll force high-velocity condensation into pieces parts and connections in the box. Not a good thing.

    That's why computer cleaning products have a 100% evaporating propellant... doesn't leave any residue behind.
     
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