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8/1/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 1, 2014.

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  1. xrayvision

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    And it tastes and smells so good.
     
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    Just to add to my redneck quotient, I just found out today that my in-laws are having a garage sale at my house this weekend. It would have been nice for someone to share this with me at some point.
     
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    Indeed. You want an a-grade trap and a flow-control valve, or just the air pressure itself might blast connections loose even before the water has a chance to nuke it.

    I love compressors the reason most of us do: for doing the work of a hundred push-brooms in the blink of an eye. I DISLIKE them because I used to sandblast roads with them. Gah. Hated that. Wonderful pieces of equipment though, especially if you're a tool person.
     
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    Are they selling your stuff or their stuff, also if you are down usually you can get meth in lieu of money from the guys who want all your junk.
     
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    They're selling their stuff. If I would have had some more notice I'd have sorted through my stuff and put it out there too. I hate garage sales but if someone else is doing all the work, I do have a few things I need to get rid of.
     
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    Due to some plumbing issues, our connection to the sewer system is currently off line. I've adjusted by pissing, brushing my teeth and washing up in the yard. I kind of like it - the weather is beautiful this week, so cool breezes and sunshine gently caress me and my parts as I go about my morning constitutional. It's a little harder on the lady folk, however.

    I've haven't showered for a couple of days, but am working from home, so I've avoided any sideways looks from co-workers, who will undoubtedly assume I'm on a bender. As I was at the hose around lunchtime I started formulating the rigging of an outdoor shower. It would take nor more than 20 minutes, but again, the women may not be into this.

    The only issue I can't resolve in my yard is taking a dump. Digging a latrine away from the house would take me within line of sight of the neighbor's kitchen window, so that's out. Luckily, I'm no more than 5 minutes from a gas station, public library, convenience store and 2 bars, so that hasn't been insurmountable.


    This on top of the rabies shots last week have made this an interesting summer.
     
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    You can find such incredible treasures at garage sales. Where else can you find:

    -Full set of Flintstones movie collectible glasses from 1994
    -Cordless phone w/ retractable antenna
    -"Mousetrap" game without the ball bearings and elastics
    -Dog-eared Danielle Steele paperbacks
    -90% of a tent
    -Laserdisc player
    -never-used Thigh master and/or an roller
    -A cassingle of Nelson's "After The Rain"
    -damaged IKEA end tables
    -Wire rack CD stands

    ...all in the same place?

    Abneretta: just but some of those stick-on price tags from the dollar store and REALLY cheaply price everything you want to get rid of. It doesn't take too long and if you want to clear room you may as well try and make a couple bucks in the process.
     
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    Good to see racism is still alive in 2014.
     
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    I know, right? Totally excluding the vast number of Hatain and Guatemalan illegals trying to make a living.
     
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    Wait...what?
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  12. Juice

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    And it's sad to see that your sense of humor died a horrific death apparently.
     
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    So, himsoforreal is a Mexican migrant worker, eh? I wouldn't have pegged it.
     
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    Unless he lightens up he doesn't have a chinaman's chance of making it.
     
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    I'm not gonna even try to figure out what the conversation is about, but this is good advice: you really want something with a flared base for any sort of anal play.
     
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    ...what the fuck is a flared based...?
     
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    Sarcastica Font

    No, no, you're reading it wrong. He wasn't being sarcastic.
     
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    Just an opportunity to Nom to interject something nonsensical into a conversation again. Like his flaccid wang.
     
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    Not safe for twerk

    I'm pretty sure if he shows you the answer, it's going to have the nsfcmc tag. Although, now shouldn't it be nsfkmc?
     
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    Get on up

    Worst Chinese band ever.
     
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