For instance, things without a flared base: Buzz Lightyear, Pepper* Shaker. *It must be pepper and not salt, right?
My apologies, beloved. I'd hate for this intellectual summit to be derailed by my lil' anal sex joke. You being uppity about an anal sex joke?
To Nom? Nom: intransitive verb |näm| 1. To interject a wang into conversation : SURPRISE <The discussion was boring, so I Nom'd it> 2. To derail tired racist tropes by providing a sexually-charged tangent : MISDIRECTION <Someone posted a meme so I guess it's time to Nom up in this bitch> Antonyms: Angel
Vertical Hold Do the people who shoot cellphone videos with their phones this way have their televisions mounted sideways in their houses, too?
Meh I've been in a mood all morning. When I was a homeless man, I worked side by side with many undocumented individuals who were robbed of their wages on a near daily basis. So it's a sore spot for me. Though taking offense to random shit on the internet isn't usually my style. I'll try removing the stick... with whiskey. *I'm of Hispanic/Native American descent, though I'm a Texan first*
Did you have one of those "Will work for food" handwritten signs? Also would you really work for food or is that just a rhetorical statement?
Never had hobo stew so I couldn't tell you. Though I have had my share of county spread (not a sexual reference). Besides that thread would be kinda lame. I did however spend several weeks sneaking inside the furniture store I worked at after closing time. So many luxurious sleeping options! Waking up and sneaking back out unseen before anybody noticed was a bit of a nuisance.
Nah man, the janitor's closet had a hose in it. Took me a month to realize the hot water actually worked. besides "I like my smell... it's natural"
Don't forget the residue, once a hobo gets on some sheets they're ruined. Hobos are much like stray dogs, they're ok to pity from far away, but never never invite one in your home.
How else are you supposed to cure it? By donating money towards research? It's kind of like Kony: the only way to stop it is by liking a Facebook status. Thankfully, websites are posting helpful and detailed instructions on how to complete such a daunting and noble task (these are actual instructions posted): ...you guys got that, right? I know, that was harder to follow than Ulysses. But one must make great sacrifices.
I think I'm going to start a "pound your balls flat with a rubber mallet" challenge on Facebook. Shit, people are lighting themselves on fire as a challenge, why wouldn't this catch on? Just one tiny step toward a better future for humanity. I can think of at least ten people off the top of my head that I could nominate.