I don't know, this seems to be a step in the right direction: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/04/man-gun-selfie-oscar-aguilar_n_5647947.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/0 ... 47947.html</a>
See? Why get into lengthy discussions on "thinning the herd" when they can simply just thin themselves? I think the funniest thing about this ice bucket things is that they act like dumping cold water on yourself is some sort of tough and hardcore thing, like they're fighting Michael Jai White or something. It's more like planking: lame and attention whorific.
It's awesome how natural selection adapts to our ever changing technology and way of life and keeps on weeding out retards. edit: but yes, it needs to happen a lot more often.
In that case, start mass-producing alcohol vapourizers. We'll soon have to start building corpse catacombs like in Paris to handle the onslaught of dead coming in.
Day 3 of being at my new job full-time. I was finishing up with a lady who had two family members in the room: her nurse daughter and ortho surgeon son-in-law. Everything went well; it was pretty uneventful in a good way. Everyone was joking around and chatting with me the entire time. As I'm wrapping things up I hear, "So how long have you been a BLAH?" "Well, I've worked here for a few months now." "Oh, well how long have you been a BLAH?" "Well.....(long pause).....I'm a new grad. I graduated in May and passed my boards about a week ago." Nobody seemed to care, but I REALLY didn't want to broadcast my newbie status. Tips for putting it in a better way?
Personally, I'd laugh it off and give a flippant answer that doesn't really answer anything. "Hahahaha! Long enough to know I hate it...", something like that.
I'm not saying that every guy with a Pinterest account is gay. I'm saying that every square is a rectangle.
I have my suspicions this guy is trolling Reddit, but otherwise: Man buys 23 Burger King Apple Pies to spite a child
...and this newly divorced guy leaves an awesome Amazon review of Wi-Fi Enabled Honeywell thermostat I like that 1,025 of 1,049 found the review helpful.
Man, being a teenager in Florida sounds like you get shot at a LOT. I would argue that anyone who fires at you is not a friend, but in Florida that may just be semantics.
I felt really bad about this, so I'm sorry. In fact, I was feeling that I had to make it up to my South of The Border Brethren. As such, I went to all the restaurants around me in Philly, came running in the door and shouted 'INS RAID!' Boy, the fun we had. I feel better now.
We should have an, "ask a hobo" thread. What appliances make the best shelter boxes? Are people who live out of their car looked at as elitist scum by people who live on the street? Do you all look at Jewel as a prophet? What's the best sales pitch to get someone to let you clean their windshield with your underwear and not get shoo'd away? Does each city have a map that points out the best fountains and works of art for public bathing?
Florida could be so awesome. You know, if it wasn't full of Floridians, Cubans, and Haitians. Basically just about anyone who's there. Also, Angel reminded me about idiot Québécois, I'll be in Montreal next weekend. Is it kosher to say how much I think Quebec is key part of Canada and has no reason for independence?
Yeah, but Florida has such freedom for its citizens. In California, the law requires you to be famous in order to murder a blonde chick, but in Florida you can kill your own daughter just to attend a wet t-shirt contest, and you'll get off scot-free. You can kill people over stolen Kraft Dinner or even just for being black. It's an anarchist's wet dream. And I'm also not going to sit here and watch you trash-talk the home of such debonair people like Fred Durst, George Zimmerman and Bubba the Love Sponge. It's as of you have something against fat, worthless pieces of shit. As for Quebec, you're going to Montreal so I doubt you'll cross too many separatists. Even if you do they'll probably ignore you for not speaking French. And they don't deserve your attention because they're twats.
Ice Ice Baby Wait, you're saying that a girl who posts half-nekkid photos to her twitter account and then dumps ice water on herself, wearing only a t-shirt, is just looking for attention? video of wet boobs But, surely, this helped find a cure. Ha ha, you're old! It's called ICE now, brah, not INS. That reminds of that TV show where the guy pulled into a Home Depot, picked up some workers, then drove to the INS parking lot and started honking the horn. It was like Jamie Kennedy Experience or some practical joke show like that.