Not only did he shoot his friend in the dumbest way possible, but they weren't even playing the fucking game right. That's what really pisses me off. You just don't make up new rules as you go along. I bet this is the same kind of asshole who in 4th grade did the stupid Monkey Swing move in checkers. Let's see what else is happening in Florida... Oh, if you live in a town with a Native American name, chances are you are on meth.
No them's is just hardcore rules. I saw an episode of Carnivale that featured these rules as a way to deal out Carny justice. The offender picked a number not knowing it was the number of trigger pulls in Russian Roulette. If he was alive after that number he was let go. Sounds a lot like Florida.
It's a great story, but I am bewildered by how many sites are sharing it as if it happened. It's a freaking anecdote on reddit. I mean, I know Eater and Gawker aren't trying to be CNN reporting the news, but isn't there enough confirmed factual fuckery to share that they shouldn't have to resort to probably made up stuff? Also, someone was saying that there are people on his FB feed that are actually upset about this. I think he is lying because I don't want to live in a world where mothers are upset that some kid screaming for his fucking pie was denied.
Pussy parents that refuse to stand up to their tantrum-throwing kids do nothing but take up space. How stupid is it to let a creature one third your size push you around? You're supposed to raise your children, not DATE them and buy their love and approval.
I always liked AnnaBanana's take on parenting her son: "You're the most important person in my world, but you're definitely not the most important person in THE world." Now. What cold medication can pregnant women take? Because I'm fucking miserable right now.
Re: Ice Ice Baby You leave her the fuck alone Rush, she's one of the most underappreciated butterfaces of our generation.
This is the complete text of an email I just received from one of our corporate folks advising that she would like to be copied in on particular emails. She apparently is an important person. Jesus.
Yeah, don't go around English Canada saying that Quebec is a key part of Canada. Quebecers wish it were true.
Re: Ice Ice Baby I'm sorry, but did it say her name is Gracie Tracy? What is she famous for, entering giggling contests?
Is that supposed to be poutine with added meat? It looks like it should be featured on http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/. http://www.webmd.com/baby/guide/taking-medicine-during-pregnancy
Hey, that's not true. You can explore a fascinating, unique, distinct culture that is unique and special and did you know that they speak French and they are the only French soaking community in North America... Okay, strippers. Strippers and a legal drinking age that is lower than surrounding areas and poorly enforced. But don't forget about the bagels. The most distinctly Montreal thing is actually an anglophone Jewish institution.
Re: Ice Ice Baby Several of the comments were like, "Oh, yeah, do it again, but this time with a bag over your head." No, in addition to her world-changing work on behalf of ALS research, she alsoInstagrams for charity a lot. For instance, here she is singing Kumbaya to the children: I mean, I assume that's what she's doing in that picture.
Re: Ice Ice Baby There's no need for sarcasm. I mean, it's not like a low-cut halter top, cross necklace, and guitar with a naked woman on it would send a mixed message to the little kids around the campfire at Our Lady of Conceit's Summer camp program. Gosh, some people.
Re: Ice Ice Baby Yeah, cause nobody has every used a non-birth name on social media. And Rush, you're doing it wrong, got to give the people what they want... Spoiler Spoiler Mercy...
Re: Ice Ice Baby Dear God, I'd do very illegal things to that young lady. By 'illegal' I am including duct tape, roofies, and an empty warehouse. I've said too much.