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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 11, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Before I learned how to do them on the smoker, I cheated and did them on a turkey rack in the oven. Rub it with your favorite one, beef broth in the bottom of the pan and cover with foil to make a tent. I'd always add fresh herbs and spices. 400 for 4 hours, then take them out, brush them with your favorite BBQ sauce mixed 50/50 with champagne, wrap in foil and put on the grill at least another 2-4 hrs until tender.

    Nothing like doing them on the smoker, but that was my go to before that.
     
    #61 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 12, 2017
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    Don't really have a recipe... but just salt and pepper the things, brown them in hot oil in a Dutch Oven or other heavy pot, make a roux, chop up some onions, caramelize that shit while de-glazing the pot with some nice red wine (I like a peppercorn shiraz) and a bit of Lee and Perrins, then braise the fuck out of them with just a little bit of wine and/or chicken/vegetable stock in the bottom of the pot... low temps for long times, and let that connective tissue fall apart. 280 for 6-8 hours is my ideal, if I have the time. I generally add mushrooms and a bit of crushed garlic, depending on what's fresh and what I'm in the mood for.

    I'm also a fan of this recipe from Chef John (from FoodWishes dot com) http://foodwishes.blogspot.ca/2010/01/sherry-braised-beef-short-ribs-stick.html
     
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    He posted on Thursday in the fishing thread. Might want to click on someone's profile before just wondering aloud where they are.
     
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  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'll just leave this right here:

    Surprise blowjobs followed by she already made Frito pie for you, might well be heaven.
     
    #65 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 13, 2017
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    Frito pie is my new favorite thing. I played a gig at a dive bar in town and had never had one - after they explained it to me, I had to try it. I was expecting a paper plate of Fritos and all the toppings, and instead I got it in the little Fritos bag, with a plastic fork. It was glorious.

    As for blowjobs, I was already aware of how wonderful they are.
     
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    Can someone from a civilized part of the country explain to me what Frito pie is?
     
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    Chili (no beans) plus Fritos, plus cheese. Heaven.
     
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    Seems like gentrified jail food
     
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    Anthony Bourdain, and anyone else who's had one, would disagree.
     
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    If I had the money, and I've been talking about this for years, my idea was to do a drive thru frito pie place. Pick the meat on top and the ingredients, pick like one of three chilies.
     
    #71 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 13, 2017
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    Sadly, I'm old enough to remember this:

     
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    Fair enough I'll keep an open mind about it until I try it.

    On the flip side, what have you tried that everyone loved that you thought tasted horrible?

    Best thing I've had recently was a fried Klondike at the SD County Fair
     
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    When you wake up at 5:30 in the morning because your son is sick so he climbed in bed with you then once he went to sleep he had a nightmare and power kicked you in the balls.

    Jesus fucking christ. I've never had a beer this early, but lordy is it time for one now. Just as a pain killer. My nutts are in my stomach.They're hermit crabbing. I swear one is broken I think.
     
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    What makes you think he was asleep and it was a nightmare? It might have been a nightmare and he wished he was asleep.
     
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    The Banditos 1% biker gang stole the character from that commercial as their emblem. In fact, pretty much all the big bike gangs stole their emblems.
     
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    Look on the bright side; he just saved you a shit ton of money on a vasectomy.
     
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    My daughter spoke the word of god to me just now:

    "I think The Simpsons shows from when you were teeenager are a lot funnier than the new ones." (Seasons 4-10)

    My own flesh and blood. She gets it.
     
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    Or she has learned at a young, tender age that repeating stuff back to the person who said it is a great way to gain favor.

    What's she after?
     
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