The real question is, was The Simpsons ever good, or did we just not know any better until South Park came around?
I swear to god I am the most accident prone motherfucker... Y'all can add "almost chopped his finger off with a hatchet" to the list of fucked up shit that has happened to me. My son was hungry, I had bacon wrapped steaks in the fridge, figured those two things would go together well. So went to chop down some oak chunks into smaller pieces, to put on top of the charcoal, and the fucking hatchet blade bounced off and somehow hit my hand which was well outta the way. Normally I wear leather work gloves for this, but that's how it works right? The one time you don't is the one time you need to. Blade was so sharp didn't realize I was hit until the blood started dripping onto the patio. Turns out I almost cut it to the bone. I am now waiting for the super glue to dry so I can get back to lighting that charcoal. I swear I only truly hurt myself when I'm sober.
Unfortunately for you, someone else is way ahead of you by about 30 years. There is a fast food chain called Petro's in TN where frito pie is the main focus of the menu
It's always pretty funny to see just what posts bring "lurkers" out of the shadows. I never knew people feel so strongly about Frito Pies.
Clearly you have never had one. Frito pie is the love of my life and I cheat on my wife with it several times a week.
I freely admit to lurking. Most of the time I'm playing catch up on threads so would be responding to trivial bullshit hours/days later when it's no longer relevant to active discussion. But I figure nuking someone's cherished and long held dream is always relevant.
This might be the best sentence I've read all week. I'm completely fine being wrong if the result of me being wrong is a good joke. Humor makes the world go round. I am perhaps a little too overjoyed at this retort. Ponygirl, you gotta post more. Nicely done.
This is how I envision you "safely" chopping up some wood with your hatchet. https://i.imgur.com/smAywsm.mp4
Is it bad that I saw that video yesterday and thought that was a really good idea? The dude is using a Fiskars wood maul. Or rather, two of them. Fiskars is what happens when you combine smart engineering, razor sharp cutting edges, and the perfect amount of balanced weight. The dude also looks like he's in for rotator cuff surgery if he keeps that crap up.
I think after looking at this video we can all agree he was likely on some sort of illegal substance, I'm guessing meth.
Like the guy that pumped my gas yesterday. He was all twitchy and scratchy. And dude, hold you jaw/mouth still. You're freaking the kiddies out.
He may be twitchy and scratchy, but between the two of you, he's the one authorized to fill your car with gasoline.
Well, then I stand corrected. I don't live in one of the two states that prohibits self-service, so I don't know anybody that doesn't pump their own gas. What's your limo driver's name?