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8/11/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 11, 2017.

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    Why is Toddamus quoting someone and talking about them like they can't see what he is writing?
     
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    Fair question. I was talking about waxing chest hair, how women perceive a dude with a raging bush, and modern grooming standards
     
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    Don't worry, late night soliloquy's about pubes aren't out of character for you

    Is this a bush which I see before me,
    The pubes curled toward my eye, Come, let me clutchthee.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    If my account was hacked and replaced with a bot that just occasionally did a series of posts that said PUBES PUBES PUBES between the hours of midnight and 4am, do you think anyone would notice?
     
    #164 audreymonroe, Aug 18, 2017
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    No. That's already too many words for ROTN to read anyway.
     
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    Um yes because you're way more articulate than that
     
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    I believe the word you're looking for is histrionic.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I do have a lot of feelings about pubes.
     
    #168 audreymonroe, Aug 18, 2017
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    At least she did it in paragraphs though.
     
    #169 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 18, 2017
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    I asked recently if anyone had used the sensitive skin nair on the junk area. I'm just vain about my taint and want it barren, haven't made the leap yet. Not that many girls get a good look at it but it's gross to me.
     
    #170 Kubla Kahn, Aug 18, 2017
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    Go get it waxed, like a real woman. Or wax it yourself, like a real man.
     
    #171 Nettdata, Aug 18, 2017
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    So, suppose you wax it. What do you do to the surrounding area? How does one properly taper it in because otherwise there is a rather distinct transition? Is there such a thing as a grundle fade?
     
    #172 ODEN, Aug 18, 2017
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    How do you munch box for 10-15 minutes and not notice whether you're getting hair in your teeth? You haven't ever done the thing where you act all, hey, I'm going to take a break and gently kiss your inner thigh, but really I'm tying to get the hair off my tongue?
     
    #173 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 18, 2017
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    Go pay someone to wax it for you, after the horror of understanding what you've asked I'm sure they'll almost die laughing after they've done it, which is ironic because you might be dying in pain.

    Here's a nice little video for what you can expect, and I guess places will wax your taint for you

     
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    I look at pubes like I look at vegans: I know they exist, but I want nothing to do with them. Also, both are really stringy and smell of cabbage.
     
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    Yea the growler just isn't sexy anymore
     
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    What kind of barbarian women are you shacking up with? Just because a woman has a bush doesnt mean it cant be well taken care of. I never cared either way. Shaved, unshaved, whatever.
     
    #178 Juice, Aug 18, 2017
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    Found ToyToy's roommate!

     
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    See: Malena Morgan.
     
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