I literally have a wine subscription box where I receive four bottles of wine every month. I'm still unprepared, apparently. I do have limes and tequila. I think I'm going to take a shot. Random interjection: I've had my phone for a year and a half, why won't it learn the word "fucking?" I don't mean ducking. I never mean ducking. Never.
Funny you mention it. Today I was trying to text my wife that our baby ducks were giving me sideways glances like "dad is being ducking crazy again." Supid phone was trying to autocorrect to "fucking." No, I don't mean fucking. I mean "ducking." I was trying to make a joke. Even typing this post on here my fucking phone keeps trying to autocorrect it. Guess I use the word "fuck" a lot?
There's no way you use the word fucking more than me. My phone still thinks I'm saying ducking. I feel like we should trade phones.
Four bottles a month? That's not enough for a weekend. I have a couple of emergency bottles of Chardonnay stashed away for when I get really desperate. Why is it that people bring terrible wine to parties as a "hostess gift"? My family has a Christmas party and every year, there's at least 8 terrible bottles. I wonder if there's a way to work "bring a non-American sauvignon blanc" onto the invitations.
I have an iPhone. I didn't say four bottles a month was enough to sustain me. Just that I have a subscription for that amount. I'd also like to announce that I made an awesome Sidecar that I accidentally spilled half of before I ever got it off of the kitchen counter. I had to clean it up before I could even drag what's left to it into the living room, where I now reside. It's fucking delicious and I''m pretty annoyed that I wasted part of it.
I a larger phone because I need to read and respond to E-mails in shorter time than it takes me to find a computer. Because I have a job that's important. Ok now your turn.
You're not the only one... my brother is still rocking that beast. I find iPhones incredibly hard to text on. My Samsung gives me options on which word I want to pick and a convenient little check mark in the event that it isn't reading my mind. And Moscato is awful. I'd rather just be sober. I have a friend that drinks it and I swear I've heard her say "Y'all gotta try this Moscato! It's SOOOO GOOOODDD!"
Does she say it in the back of her throat like she's talking around a loogey? Just left a bar in Fed Hill who gave me margaritas with jalapeños in them. Yes bitch.
Well, I don't know if this is a competition or what, but the one of you who posted in the bikini thread already today is winning.
I have a job I hate. I only have to use my phone for work when I have to look up stupid shit for PCMs (pre-work communication meetings) that I have to send to my work email to print out to make stupid presentations. My favorite one was about the color of urine (stay hydrated!) and my second favorite one was about drinking pickle juice after a workout (even more stupid than it sounds.) My job does allow me to work part time and make the equivalent of a full time wage in my area though, so I won't bitch even though it's not my favorite. I'd measure my dick to compare but I don't have one. Sorry!
Add in a little nasal tone and that's her voice. She also sends multiple snapchats of herself at work, with those bluetooth earbud things on (she's the manager of a cellular store so these are very necessary) while she's making a duck face. She's ridiculous.
I agree with this 100% Post in the bikini/boobie/booty/TiBer threads to get resume material! It's for the good of your career, or rep, or something.