So, I was having a conversation with a guy on a job site. (Currently I am an electrical apprentice) and out of our conversation while I install his fart fan in his bathroom, I go, "Hey man, there's a stain here." and it's this brown mark, and I'm assuming it's like spilled soda or something. No, child. He busts out the most mind-melting thing I've ever heard; "Don't you guys hate it when you're showering and you wanna shit so you shit in your hand and you toss it at the toilet and fucking miss?" No, man. No one does that apparently but you.
Some day (if the web host is still getting paid somehow) everyone that now posts on this board will dead. And there will be no more posts.
By then I will have programmed bots to continuously have flame wars amongst each other wrapped up in the persona of the various members on here. Every now and then I run across a site just like that... devoid of any human contact, but is just full of spambots going nuts. It's surreal.
One day, far far away from now, I will sit my son down, and we will have a talk. I will explain to him that dad has an incredibly fucked up sense of humor, and that's ok, because other people do too. And they function in the world as well. And that because he is my son I think, he has inherited this fucked-upness, which needs to be harnessed, like a drunken monkey, and trained to do stupid tricks like making fat-shaming pedophile jokes. Then I will hand him a bottle of Jim Beam Devil's cut, and drunkenly inscribed on the label will be a URL. Then I will vanish into the night. And he will have to fend for himself.
Some of us sooner than others [cough] shegirl [cough] and based on the rep I've gotten, [cough] me [cough].
Trust me when you start to age NOT being the oldest has a lot more weight to it. At least in my brain it does.
The whole Jared thing isn't all that surprising to me. Let's not forget he was a HUGELY socially awkward kid in college that nobody liked and apparently ran a private porn movie rental "business" out of his dorm room. Soon afterward he was thrust into a national media campaign for a giant company and got a ton of money thrown his way.
Just wanted to put this out there as well. The Varsity team for the TiB fantasy football is all filled up, but the JV team still has a lot of open spots left. Still have about 2 weeks to go, but I'd hate to see that league not get filled. It's really cheap and a fun way to get into FF if you have only played free leagues with friends. Head over to the Sports Board and read the thread for the details.
Anytime any dude gets busted for child porn, whether they're famous or not, it's surprising to me. Because, I just don't understand it.
Just make Jared a female, a teacher, and the victims her male students because that seems to make it hot according to quite a few fellas.