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8/14/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 14, 2015.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    You know, here we are having a nice discussion about pedophilia, and somebody has to go and ruin it by making a good point.
     
    #201 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 19, 2015
  2. Nettdata

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    Oh, Onion...

     
    #202 Nettdata, Aug 19, 2015
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Well, usually there is a visible reason for that...
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    #203 Crown Royal, Aug 19, 2015
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    #204 wilder111, Aug 19, 2015
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    Kitchen renos make a mess. Our sink and dishwasher had to be uninstalled today for the cabinet guys, and tomorrow morning first thing the plumber is coming to fix it. My wife has OCD so bad she is literally cleaning half a day's worth of slightly dirty dishes, in my son's bathtub.

    Damn straight.
     
    #205 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 19, 2015
  6. CanisDirus

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    For those of you do not know of the wonderment of this new-fangled greentext, a friend of a friend on Facebook shall be quoted for this:

    ">Be me
    >Working on tearing the roof off my house for re-shingling
    >Worked for 12 hours, having a bottle of water every hour
    >I'm pretty sure I drank 12 bottles of water today
    >Started to get nervous since I haven't peed all day
    >Fast forward now
    >Ate a big fat jalapeño bacon burger
    >After finishing, my stomach gurgled the mightiest gurgle
    >Ran to the bathroom
    >Just as I sat down, nearly a gallon of shit-water sprays out of me
    >I close my eyes and pray for Cthuhlu for guidance
    >After the ordeal, I'm feeling faint and my heart is fluttering
    >mfw I'm probably gonna die"

    From what I hear he still draws breath, so I'm kinda disappointed.
     
    #206 CanisDirus, Aug 19, 2015
  7. toytoy88

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    For whatever reason, a good portion of the Houston Texans cheerleading squad is now following my twitter account. Maybe they want to have my babies?

    We'll see what happens when football season starts and I start posting Seahawks stuff.
     
    #207 toytoy88, Aug 20, 2015
  8. CharlesJohnson

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    That's fine and all, but have you seen Danny Trejo dressed like a dog?

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    #208 CharlesJohnson, Aug 20, 2015
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    I didn't realize Wilfred could get any more fucked up
     
    #209 JWags, Aug 20, 2015
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  11. toytoy88

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    #211 toytoy88, Aug 20, 2015
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    It's been a while since I saw a good Clone High reference.

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    #212 ghettoastronaut, Aug 20, 2015
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    #213 Kubla Kahn, Aug 20, 2015
  14. toytoy88

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    Apparently the midget in charge of Best Korea has ordered his troops to prepare for war. Starting at 0800 GMT Friday.

    Don't we have a shitload of troops over there right now conducting joint maneuvers? And Kim thinks this is a good idea?
     
    #214 toytoy88, Aug 20, 2015
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    You need a NK to English translator.

    When he says "prepare for war" what he really means is "give your pellet guns an extra pump or two and aim for the speakers again."
     
    #215 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 20, 2015
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    You know what sucks about butts? If I don't work out for a few weeks mine gets small and skinny fat. After running/yogaing for approximately 2.73 days my bubble butt comes back and I feel like I'm busting out of my pants. That's not a great feeling. I want to have my cake and eat it too, damnit! Wah.
     
    #216 TX., Aug 20, 2015
  17. Revengeofthenerds

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    Pictures are the only way for us to decide if you get cake. Perhaps a poll for us to vote on which one is better?
     
    #217 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 20, 2015
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    Tomorrow is six weeks post c-section. I'm ready to get back to work, slowly. I can't wait to not feel smooshy again. I want ALL DAT ASS.

    Also. I want my quads back.
     
    #218 shimmered, Aug 20, 2015
  19. Crown Royal

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    Nailed it.

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    #219 Crown Royal, Aug 20, 2015
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    I think I speak for everyone when I say that when your bubble butt comes back, we also feel like busting out of our pants.
     
    #220 ghettoastronaut, Aug 21, 2015
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