why? you can't see them. or maybe only half of them with the bad eye. just to be clear, flat_rate is applying for lead handjob guy. he'll need lots of practice, so you know, get in line. you'd save him some time if your pants were already unzipped. practice makes perfect and he really wants the job. i'd help, since i'm nice like that, but i don't have the proper equipment.
ugh, i know, right? you know what's worse than only seeing half of a titty post? not seeing any at all. so... why don't you lead by example?
so he wants to compete with beats and bose without the former's celebrity hype or the latter's decades of reputation-building. that will probably work out for him. actually, if he's anywhere near the bay area, he probably won't have any trouble getting investors. they seem to have way more venture capital than sense out there. they'll just keep cutting checks until his sixth pivot turns the company info a mail-order cupcake business.
i'm not sure what's funnier: the fact that you think flat_rate doesn't already have lots of handjob practice, or that i ever zip my pants.
yeah, i mean since when do sweat pants have zippers? or basketball shorts for that matter? as if mondays aren't fucking shitty enough, i get here this morning and our system is down, companywide. i cannot do one god damn thing. why am i here? and, i have some weird summer headcold thing happening. i have not been around any drippy snotty kids so wtf? i hate everyone, i hate handjobs, i hate 4loko, i hate buttsex...i could go on but i won't. fuck today.
titty pics heal eyes. and i can see them just fine with both eyes, this happened a week ago. i'm healed now.
Tittays! well, i'm not saying shegirl sent boobie pictures to parker via pm. i'm just saying that parker took a break from the ferguson thread to post that right after shegirl posted. and, then shegirl's karma went up. coincidence?
Re: Tittays! i always will take a break for titties. not saying shegirl sent them, but i'm not saying she didn't.
Re: Tittays! and to think you used to be on my shitlist. my oh my how times have changed. have you decided on a name for the kid yet?
yeah, you get the shoobity-doo flim flazim to the jizzle-jazzle pudding pops. as to the discussion on hand jobs, tempting a grown man with a handjob is.....no. handjobs are for teenagers. a handjob is like winning a game because the other team forfeited. you got the win, but you didn't get to play with the equipment.
girl i will cut you. also guys, shegirls like 50, why do you wanna see those deflated balloons anyway?
i've never met a titty i didn't like. i've met a few i wouldn't want to shake hands with, but just to see....sure, i'm like titty lady liberty: bring me your stretched, flat and tired.... maybe i'm like titty jesus: come all ye faithful.