hey, an orgasm is an orgasm. but then i've shot a few ropes to a sears catalog, so dont get too uppity.
so, you're easy and cheap. i already knew that when i had to pay for my own dinner. besides, if you knew how many times i've been asked to post my tits you'd consider yourself one lucky sob.
you're the one that picked mcdonalds. next time, please don't try to have sex with me in the handicapped stall of the mens room okay?
Re: Tittays i will defend my title as reigning rep whore via titty post when i get home. i've been wanting to show off my new lingerie.
let this lovely lady be your example a) w00t! b) why wait? i mean, the real challenge is getting the speedometer in the picture behind the sideboob shot.
i wouldn't have, glory holes usually aren't my thing so i was a bit alarmed. but since you begged and begged, i figured id try to oblige. the hotsauce and peanut butter was a strange request though.
Re: Tittays! i still contend that i had no reason to be on that shitlist and i have always thought highly of you. our kid? i think hellion fits.
so someone went and made this: and then within 60 seconds i was sniffing for some reason. thanks internet.
i take my oldest to college tomorrow, i will probably be a wreck. i'm pretty sure viewing new pictures in the tiber thread will make me feel instantly better. but even if it doesn't, i'm willing to give it a shot! seriously, tomorrow is gonna suck. blah.
look, you'll shed a few tears when you pull away from campus. but, there's going to be a bunch of freshman guys walking around. i'm sure that will cheer you up. plus, you can give one of them the ol' "oh, this bag is sooo heavy. <bats eyes>" line. unless she's going to school in northern canada, it's still hot enough for them to get sweaty and take their shirts off. you'll be fine.
the varsity lacrosse and football teams run past my house during the school year. i don't remember seniors in high school looking like that.
freshman guys at college are usually 18 plus. i thought happyfunball liked them 17. they might be too old for her.
whoa whoa whoa. let's be clear. he winked at me. so i threw in a couple hair flips and giggles. what's the big? thanks rush. you always know the right things to say. e-hug. i bet you're regimented in your window cleaning and they get cleaned same time every day. say around 3:00ish? guy on the treadmill next to me tapped me on the shoulder. asked me how old i was. he thought i was 20s/30s. i know you're thinking it's my youthful appearance. nope. he was impressed i could read facebook on my phone since it was all a blur to him. hey! wait a minute! why was he trying to read my facebook? see i'm typing this and i don't even have to worry about him reading it. payback's a bitch amirite?
i think you're underestimating how hard it is to find a chair that is the perfect width to straddle the treadmill, yet still let me walk. i should be applauded for my effort. besides, that was years ago! whatever.