when you sit there do you get a free tarp like you're going to a gallagher show? she may not be crushing watermelons, but you're getting sprayed with some other juice. edit: warning.the above gif might not be safe for work.
the last time i was in a strip club i told the stripper she danced like my sister. then tipped her. the bouncer told me i wasn't allowed to talk to her anymore. strippers in salt lake have no sense of humor.
is that a fucking electrical outlet behind them? i don't think your allowed to have a sprinkler system that close to wiring. there's code's for that shit people. we need an ama with tom silva around here.
so your sister dances like a stripper or is a stripper. either way, i'm sure people love her at parties.
in all fairness on her aptitude test in high school the guidance counselor told her she should be guidance counselor. so its a step up. beerfest is on right now: 5 dollars to touch when i touch your toes. 6 dollars to touch when i touch my toes.
love it, the dude in the middle got it right in the face. i guess he got his monies worth. anyone else find it interesting they're wearing ponchos and glasses but nothing over their face? its like they don't want to get piss on their clothes but if it gets in their mouths thats ok.
not everyone has riot gear facemasks at their disposal. edit. sorry wrong thread. meant it for the ferguson thread.
i seem to remember an ask a porn star thread on tmmb where that guy tyler indicated 90%+ of porn squirting is actually just pee. which makes that gif a little more weird.
it's real if they can do it more than once. otherwise its fake, not because i'm into this sort of thing, but i know. a friend told me? you know? right. cool.